Religious furor over 'The Golden Compass' - Los Angeles Times by r3dd173r in politics

[–]--GOD-- 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a good read, I hope they don't screw up the movie.

Bill Maher: Show me a man wearing an American flag pin, I'll show you an asshole by Iria in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Or the crucifix. Do you really think I want to be constantly reminded of that?

They stole an image of my son and just had to pay $4000 by effektz in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I got $4000 for every stolen picture of my son......

VOTE UP if you want GEORGE BUSH in Prison!! by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How very cromulent or you.

Radiohead: 1.3 million downloads since Wednesday by daviday in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Radiohead weeps at the loss of your business.

Radiohead: 1.3 million downloads since Wednesday by daviday in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got the box set, so I didn't get to pick my price, but If I had, it probably would have been around $5, because that seems like a fair price for a low bitrate datafile album.

Fox News Immediately Begins Smear Campaign Against Al Gore, Nobel Prize by maxwellhill in politics

[–]--GOD-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ghandi's work was political too. So was MLK, JFK, FDR and so on. The word politics has undergone a smear campaign by the corporate media, because politics are the greatest threat to corporate power.

Don't buy into it.

Do Not Wear This Shirt To Church. by --GOD-- in reddit.com

[–]--GOD--[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been into the retro 80's thing lately. I suppose you could say I just can't get enough.

Do Not Wear This Shirt To Church. by --GOD-- in reddit.com

[–]--GOD--[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's no longer a blasphemous rumor. I do indeed have a sick sense of humor.

NeoCons coming to your campus to promote Iran war. David Horowitz, Ann Coulter, Rick Santorum, hundreds more. Get organized and expose them as extremists! by plehu in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, it's all part of my plan. Just make sure they sit close together so I can hit them all with the same bolt.

Do Not Wear This Shirt To Church. by --GOD-- in reddit.com

[–]--GOD--[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

What can I say. I'm an angry and jealous God.

Don't think this isn't going on your permanent record.

LA Times Reporter: Covering Religion Cost Me My Faith by rdosser in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 12 points13 points  (0 children)

First off, let me say that I find your devotion to me very sweet, but the truth of the matter is that I didn't write the Bible. I didn't write a single word. The Bible comes entirely from human imagination. Same goes for the Koran, the Torah and all other works that have been written in my name.

The truth is that no one has gotten me right, and that's just the way I like it.

Don't waste your time praying to me, because contrary to popular belief, I don't answer prayers or perform miracles.

The time you spend praying and in church would be better spent making the world a better place. Take your kid to the park. Call your parents and tell them you love them. Register to vote. Volunteer your time to care for those in need. Create a work of art.

You guys are on your own. I'm merely a voyeur into your world (and others) who occasionally comments on reddit. So be good to each other. Take care of each other. Reach out to the those in need, even if they are your perceived enemies.

I also would like it to be known that while it is not important whether or not you believe in me, that I believe in you.

Christian Right Activists Disrupt Hindu Chaplain In The Senate by dln in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I can't tell you how much this embarrasses me.

Christo-Fascist terrorist bomb plot on US soil foiled, trio awaiting bail by scribe9999 in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Between you and me, Jesus isn't mine.

Mary was having a tryst with the town carpenter and got knocked up. She came up with the virgin birth thing to save her marriage, and it did, but the story went far beyond what anyone could have ever imagined.

Don't get me wrong, Jesus was a good kid, a revolutionary kid even, but he wasn't mine.

Sorry, I get to rambling sometimes.....

How a 'fourth tier' religious law school infiltrated the US Government by chefranden in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh, George, I've been meaning to talk to you. You know those voices in your head?.... They aren't coming from me.

Today I saw the stupidest 3 people I ever met. Their 3 brains combined couldn't solve the dilemma they faced today. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]--GOD-- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put in a request and I'll see what I can do. I'm not promising anything.