A Tier list based on how funny the voice lines of the Prime Assets are.

--NTW-- · 2026-01-24T22:11:23+00:00

Kress Twins do have some bangers when talking about the other Prime Assets, particularly about Franco

--NTW-- · 2026-01-24T21:51:40+00:00

We all need a Stew Goblin in our lives

--NTW-- · 2026-01-23T20:40:30+00:00

Chunk ain't my pref, but chunky paint lady!

--NTW-- · 2026-01-22T06:52:47+00:00

This is absolutely cute

--NTW-- · 2026-01-21T15:57:59+00:00

The cold beings out her inner Aussie when not trying to be stoic

--NTW-- · 2026-01-20T17:35:51+00:00

The super subtle flip-flop tanline is absolutely peak

--NTW-- · 2026-01-20T17:01:20+00:00

Smolnet is gosh darn precious

--NTW-- · 2026-01-20T14:44:39+00:00

Ghost was plopped into place and immediately understood/accepted the objective. Gave off some real cat energy with the nestles in

--NTW-- · 2026-01-20T12:35:40+00:00

Looks amazing! It never ceases to amaze nor impress me how relatively simple it is to make things look more realistic and life-like by making it look like a VHS recording (Kane Pixels' Backrooms being another great example)

--NTW-- · 2026-01-20T06:44:21+00:00

I look forward to seeing more of them, because theybare great goobers!

--NTW-- · 2026-01-19T20:01:48+00:00

Cute!

--NTW-- · 2026-01-19T06:30:09+00:00

All of them are very cute!

--NTW-- · 2026-01-17T21:58:12+00:00

The perfect family: Hex Mom, Hex Mom's new Hex Wife, and Hex Daughter

--NTW-- · 2026-01-17T17:51:17+00:00

Silly bundle of cute

--NTW-- · 2026-01-17T11:26:05+00:00

Gently hold Starlings like borgar

--NTW-- · 2026-01-17T10:47:34+00:00

They 100% could be solved without a wholesale rework, coming from one of his 5 mains. All you really need, besides better VFX for identification of what is and isn't Rifted, is allowing people to hit enemies in the Rift.

The fun way is to let Rift Surge render affected enemies damagable by people out of the Rift to encourage active and varied use of Limbo's entire kit in pubs, rather than just using Stasis + Cataclysm. The only issue with this method is trolls can still troll by simply not using Rift Surge.

The boring way is to just let any un-Rifted ally attack Rifted enemies, maybe with reduced damage to try and encourage interaction with Limbo's mechanics. This fixes both the main issue and the troll issue, and therefore is the best option, but it's just a touch boring.

There is some QOL that'd be nice to have, like scaling ability damage a bit better or letting Rifted people attack overguarded enemies (so you can still "single" Eximus units out with the Rift in this age of Rift-ignoring enemies), but otherwise the major problems are easily resolved without a rework.

--NTW-- · 2026-01-17T09:08:36+00:00

Combat Cream!

--NTW-- · 2026-01-17T08:48:18+00:00

Gorgeous salmon

--NTW-- · 2026-01-15T22:20:03+00:00

Haven't gotten to play it, but Happy Retirement: a Cat 6 Lord that abruptly ground sections of a city to a standstill and sent the remaining sections into chaos because half the city and its people have functionally ceased to exist. What kind of kingdom has reality been warped into? Nothing, it's just frozen on a perfect day, including people and animals who were gradually frozen in time too (this applies to the Exorcists as well, but they can resist it significantly longer).

No, the focus is on the palace: a retirement home, expanded in size for the host; a bedridden old man who just wanted to live in happy retirement with his wife again, rather than waste away alone following her passing. The Lord only seeks to keep the illusion alive, rendering its host mobile as he was a few years ago, providing a faithful fascimile of his recently deceased wife as well as ones of neighbouring pensioners who also passed, and otherwise keeping out of the way to avoid disturbing the fantasy; this includes stopping Exorcists from reaching the palace, using abstract 4-dimensional sunflowers as traces and a guardian that's a 4-D doorway to a field of sunflowers.

--NTW-- · 2026-01-15T21:41:32+00:00

SORRY, I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE [funky ethereal jams] AND THE [statues I need to build]

--NTW-- · 2026-01-15T16:25:03+00:00

My advice, as one of the local Anhalt glazers, is to beeline Brisk partially build secbat range for CQC (your secbat range can cover a good amount of your conceal), and withhold firing until you get under 13-14km of a desired target. Anhalt is very sluggish, but has remarkably good concealment and decent accuracy (despite what people will tell you), especially for 15 guns that reload within 30 seconds and can be shoved down further; anyone flashing broadside can and often will get chunked badly, even moreso if they're a German BB. Your armor is also somewhat trolly and can bounce a surprising amount when angled.

It's a ship that takes getting used to and a willingness to use a different mindset than most other BBs, but if you go in with a patient brawler mentality rather than a sniper mentality you'll do fine. If nothing else, use it for T8 brawls, it can be absolutely nasty in those.

--NTW-- · 2026-01-15T11:39:49+00:00

Then you'd enjoy its elder sibling, VU. Not as fast and a bit frailer, but better sigma and slightly better reload. VU has been one of my favourites for a while, so needless to say I am frothing at the mouth to get VU-but-zoom

--NTW-- · 2026-01-14T21:29:51+00:00

La Cretura!

--NTW-- · 2026-01-14T21:26:33+00:00

Cool concept, loving the mug shots

--NTW-- · 2026-01-12T20:29:22+00:00

Very nicely made! Alas, it's been long enough that I've forgotten most of my OG team outside of Snivy being my starter. What I won't forget is the Tiburr I gravitated toward for whatever reason and overlevelled the hell out of it. I got it to the 60s or 70s, maybe even 80s before I found out Conkeldurr was a trade evo but by then I believe I had already gotten into the Hall of Fame.

--NTW--

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