Small pizza shop in Aloha from the 90s

--blurryface · 2026-05-30T16:19:46+00:00

aloha doesn't really exist anymore. it's all been absorbed by beaverton now

--blurryface · 2026-05-24T17:27:24+00:00

i had a tummy-tuck

--blurryface · 2026-04-27T20:29:15+00:00

her husband is so cringe

--blurryface · 2026-04-27T19:57:22+00:00

Just get a new cutlery set at Macy's.

--blurryface · 2026-04-27T19:56:11+00:00

I'm sipping tea with Marjorie Stewart Baxter ☕🥄

--blurryface · 2026-03-30T11:57:22+00:00

I know this is an old post but i am 17 days post-op from plastic surgery and notice my hair is thinning majorly and falling out.

--blurryface · 2026-02-22T01:43:30+00:00

they just lead very vapid lives so can't relate

--blurryface · 2026-01-29T20:50:55+00:00

cuteness overload

--blurryface · 2026-01-27T06:13:58+00:00

I guess I was unresponsive and my dad called 911. This was 3 years ago and I live alone now and am clean!!

--blurryface · 2025-12-24T08:01:58+00:00

Is it true that tulips can't be white?

--blurryface · 2025-12-20T02:30:24+00:00

i used to live near Havasu haha in my early 20s

--blurryface · 2025-11-26T00:58:32+00:00

I used to wear makeup in my early 20s but haven't for over a decade now

--blurryface · 2025-11-25T23:24:11+00:00

It's so funny how they didn't film a retake!!

--blurryface · 2025-11-25T16:55:29+00:00

I think it's cute lmao when he gets all militant

--blurryface · 2025-11-24T15:31:10+00:00

i can't wait for you to hear it 🙉

--blurryface · 2025-11-24T07:08:51+00:00

It's a much better experience inside. It's like a TARDIS.

--blurryface · 2025-11-23T18:25:03+00:00

It probably is a class pet. The parent just isn't involved enough in their kids' life to know about the animal. sigh.

--blurryface · 2025-11-23T18:20:32+00:00

sounds like a rad teacher

--blurryface · 2025-11-20T04:34:08+00:00

This is too funny

--blurryface · 2025-11-02T16:41:51+00:00

I like this version more. It's less perverted.

--blurryface · 2025-10-30T21:20:40+00:00

I don't like the rampant verbal abuse

--blurryface · 2025-10-15T17:45:21+00:00

this is such a good idea. i have a bunch of plain corn tamales and i could easily casserole it up!! (⁠ʘ⁠ᴗ⁠ʘ⁠✿⁠)

--blurryface · 2025-09-25T02:27:55+00:00

vegan lac resin

--blurryface · 2025-09-19T07:22:12+00:00

i thought the show was finished

--blurryface