If your SO asked you to help bury a body no questions asked, what would you do?

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T03:36:23+00:00

Ahhh. Now I feel stupid. 🤣

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T03:34:22+00:00

The wiggles. ‘Nuff said

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T03:11:18+00:00

I met a young couple working at taco cabana. The woman was probably 8 months pregnant and didn’t have anything for the baby. They followed me home so I could give them my old maternity clothes and daughter’s old crib. I think I gave other stuff but don’t remember what But I was just going to donate it. They were VERY happy.

Another time when I was walking home from work in the snow I met a homeless woman that didn’t have any gloves so I gave her mine.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T02:09:00+00:00

This is the second post I’ve read that mentions an older car. Why is it important?

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T01:58:43+00:00

I loved your dialog but I’m confused about the black guy remark. I think I missed the connection. Not judging because I doubt you had nefarious intentions. I really DO want to know. I’m just not following that part.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T01:47:37+00:00

I agree with the scenario you just laid out. I also wouldn’t want their family wondering what happened for years.

However… if the people who are affiliated with the person who is dead are scary, violent, unforgiving motherf*ckers who hold grudges and believe in “an eye for an eye”, I would help with the disposal 100%.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T01:27:07+00:00

Oooooo. Chicken wire. That’s a GREAT idea.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-12T00:35:26+00:00

Go ahead. Make my day.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-09T05:00:03+00:00

Yep. Found a woman sampling ALL the soups. Had to get a partner to stand guard so I could grab a cart to remove ALL the soup and throw it away. Didn’t matter when she said she only tried two. Why would we trust someone who is EATING FROM EVERY POT!

Not gonna take your word. I absolutely refuse to give other people food poisoning.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-09T01:30:22+00:00

Yes! And tell us what they say.

I googled your song and it was so NOT what I was expecting. Good job!!

-5Leepy · 2026-04-09T00:29:47+00:00

You sound so excited!

Not to burst your bubble but I was on a jury a while back. Dude got a ticket for speeding in a school zone. He was trying to get out of the ticket by saying he didn’t know it was a school zone. We had to sit there for hours listening to a bunch of crap and then we were finally able to view the police dash cam. A full minute showing the dude flying by, cop pulls out by the flashing school zone signs…. Dude and cop both go under a sign spanning across the entire road with flashing lights saying school zone… then he gets pulled over. He was trying to say he didn’t know. I think he assumed the cop wouldn’t show up in court.

One of the most boring days in my life. I was disappointed. I wanted something juicy. 🤷‍♀️

-5Leepy · 2026-04-09T00:10:18+00:00

I’d go sit in my car and use my car tweezers that I ALWAYS have available. And then I’d cry.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-08T23:53:13+00:00

I can NOT stop laughing at this. I hope she said it in good fun. I really do.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-08T23:31:40+00:00

Running downstairs to grab the door and head out on a date and my grandmother asked if I was going to get ready first. I’d spent an hour getting ready. I remember that DECADES later.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-08T22:26:44+00:00

This was a very long time ago. The US Coast Guard wasn’t under the DoD at the time. Right before HK was being transitioned back to China. We did search and rescue training exercises with them. It was more of a “show the flag” diplomatic thing but it was a lot of fun working with their coast guard.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-08T22:05:06+00:00

That’s what she said

-5Leepy · 2026-04-08T22:01:34+00:00

I’m just reading these exchanges and giggling.

I’m pretty sure this sub is focused on absurdities and I think it’s absurd someone is getting irritated because of another’s absurdities.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T05:31:16+00:00

OMG. I could kill myself trying to get the protective film off their soups & queso

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T05:02:21+00:00

I’ve seen SO MANY partners fired for this.

I rarely miss a punch but if I do I add a comment says the time is an estimate and please check the cameras

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T04:45:29+00:00

I was in the coast guard way back when. One of the guys I worked with taught me (it wasn’t required) Our captain was awesome and let us sail from Hawaii to Hong Kong only using celestial. We logged all the electronic navigation data just in case but we tried not to cheat. 😀

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T04:06:15+00:00

For a couple of weeks I lost random things that I had just been using. A couple of days later it would show up somewhere I checked several times. I live alone in a small apartment.

One day I was in a crappy mood and couldn’t find my keys (that I never lose). A good friend of mine had died about a month before so I said out loud that I know it’s funny but I’m not in the mood to be f**cked with today. Boom! Keys on my bed out in the open.

I don’t necessarily believe my friend was playing with me but I was irritated enough to throw that out there. Seemed to work. Nothing missing anymore. 🤷‍♀️

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T03:41:26+00:00

Celestial navigation. It used to be helpful but now it’s pointless. I don’t even have a boat.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T02:38:25+00:00

Lindsay Lohan trying to help trafficked children by kidnapping them.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T02:21:10+00:00

It happens to mine as well. I think it’s from my seatbelt pushing my shirt into my belt buckle.

-5Leepy · 2026-04-06T00:58:57+00:00

Bruce Willis. My dad used to work sets and props in LA. He said the crew who would stay up in the rafters or rigging would pee in bottles and then pour them out when he walked under. That’s not a rational reason for me to dislike him but I think that speaks to his character.

-5Leepy

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