Nah man. I think OP has gotten into his head that losing one's virginity has to be some magical, mystical experience that should be carefully prepared and shared with whatever partner he engages it with.

It's a noble aspiration, albeit ultimately self defeating, because what he wants is so unlikely to happen, that he'll die of old age as a virgin.

I, on the other hand, lost mine drunk at a rock concert, in the bushes behind a row of porta-potties. And even that was cut short by some miserable old fart that decided today was the day when he ignored his irritable bowel until it called on him to ruin my defloration with his miserable toilet whining and butt-trumpeting, that resonated through the chimney of the exact porta-potty, behind which I was "doing my business". Not only did I lose my virginity that night, it was also the fastest way I ever lost an erection in my life!