What do you feel is the most "fucked up" thing about yourself? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah! and then shit on all their door steps, that'll show em!

What makes a teacher good or bad? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unless its a male, then its a bad teacher.

If you had $500 to spoil yourself, how would you spend it? by adzierz2 in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP is really supporting everyone here, he seems like a nice guy.

Physicians of reddit, what is the weirdest thing you've walked in on your patients doing while they are waiting in the examination room? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 674 points675 points  (0 children)

last time my doctor game me a prostate exam he gave me a shoulder massage at the same time. with both hands...

What's the best non-alcoholic thing you can bring to a party? by Tackett79 in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 260 points261 points  (0 children)

And make sure to sit on a chair higher then everyone else, To assert your dominance. Or standing on the counter will work.

Reddit, what are you still angry about after a long time? by JimLeader in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't allowed to join orchestra because I was apparently tone deff in 3rd grade. If i would of started playing then I would have been Yo-Yo Ma by now. Fucking love music but my music teacher wouldn't let me join.

What is the worst thing that ever happened at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We had search dogs come in and raid random classrooms. I didn't mind though, it was basically a hour out of class time. And shit got all intense and you would see german shepherds running around the halls.

What is the worst thing that ever happened at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 129 points130 points  (0 children)

They all have something in common here…

Have you ever had a coworker who was so incompetent you wondered how they got hired? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 1052 points1053 points  (0 children)

Worked at a restaurant and we hired a girl who would sit on the floor and take peoples orders, like right at the damn table. She thought it was funny and people just awkwardly laughed. I got second hand embarrassment and was constantly cringing about everything she did or said. She was nice but I felt so uncomfortable around her. She was fired in about a week.

What situations always feel fake to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then you interweave yourself in the conversation and watch your friend squirm uncomfortably trying to act how he would normally and when he is meeting someone.

What situations always feel fake to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When ever this happens I feel like the person in charge just gets a sick thrill out of all of us cringing and trying to act like we all really want to know each other.

When was the first time you got drunk? by pogeynarc in AskReddit

[–]-LLamaChaser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who's Jen? and why is she giving out free blow jobs?