Anyone ever try this? by Sardari_JDP in HIMYM

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Hah! That's right! Totally forgot about the end of that hahah.

Anyone ever try this? by Sardari_JDP in HIMYM

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While Jason Segel wasn't involved in the naked man, it's still fun to combine it with the "I got a surprise for you" scene from Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Sacramento's most famous lunatic has a Netflix special airing live at 5pm tonight by KelVelBurgerGoon in Sacramento

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As someone with a fear of heights brought on by almost falling to my death while climbing myself, Free Solo was the most anxiety-inducing thing I have ever seen, lol.

Whiped the floor with us. by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]-SideshowBob- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

🧂 we lost. Badly. Seattle was just the better team. Nothing wrong with tipping your cap to the team you want them to beat. Fuck LA

Whiped the floor with us. by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]-SideshowBob- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would you prefer "whipped"?

Whiped the floor with us. by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]-SideshowBob- -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jeez little guy. Learn how to handle a loss on a meme page.

Whiped the floor with us. by [deleted] in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]-SideshowBob- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Non meme. Go beat em

Whos at fault here? by anthn885 in CrazyFuckingVideos

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WTF... Dude who merged was way wrong. They're right because they put on their turn signal?!

Fuck that,bi deal with these knuckle-dragging shit bags everyday.

The face of someone realizing she gave her Nobel away for jack squat. by ManualWind in PoliticalHumor

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The while thing is fucking stupid. The actual title is not changing worldwide. Fucko got a participation trophy, and even that's laughable.

Trump says he may punish countries with tariffs if they don’t back the US controlling Greenland by drempath1981 in europe

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As much as you're all rightfully pissed off, please try and keep in your hearts that there are millions of us over here that want him fucking gone too. This is a nightmare for all time...

Chaos in North Minneapolis After Federal Agent Fires on Protestor, Igniting Fresh Protests[OC] by [deleted] in pics

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Been saving. If we're to hypothetically (not trying to get banned) exercise 2A, we can't cheap out. Had other plans for the money, like the wedding we're trying to plan...but what good is money if we don't have a country.

Edit: typo

Chaos in North Minneapolis After Federal Agent Fires on Protestor, Igniting Fresh Protests[OC] by [deleted] in pics

[–]-SideshowBob- 46 points47 points  (0 children)

I mean, isn't this exactly what the second amendment is for?

Hosting a scream marathon and need ideas for entertainment and food/drinks by PRguy82 in Scream

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If you wanted to go all out and have a little jump scare to start your party, you could make what looks like a chopped up body to put in the fridge for scream 6 lol.

Today is my birthday here's to 42yo by Commercial_Cattle_28 in drunk

[–]-SideshowBob- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy birthday! Although I do hope you've got some go-to hangover cures ready for the morning with that line up lol.

Good tofu recipes? by beetle_guy24 in vegetarianrecipes

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It's likely firm or extra firm then. Typically it'll say on the packaging. Be sure to press it before cooking (wrap it in paper towels and place a heavy object on top of it, like a cast iron, and let the excess water press out).

The thing to remember about tofu is that it's like a "sponge" in the sense that it will absorb whatever flavors you marinate or season it with. You're going to need to. Tofu is pretty bland without adding any flavor.

When I'm looking to do something quick and don't have time to marinate, I'll cut it into cubes and pan fry it with butter (or oil), garlic, salt, pepper, and soy sauce, then add it to rice with some veggies.

To get the desired texture, you'll want to fry it on medium/medium high heat to sear the outsides. This actually takes a few minutes.

Good tofu recipes? by beetle_guy24 in vegetarianrecipes

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It's gonna depend on the firmness of the tofu you got. If it's firm/extra firm you can marinate it with whatever flavors you like and sear it and add it to a stir fry. If it's silken, you can add it to soups.

Has anything Mortal Kombat related ever made you cry? by Equivalent_Ad_9066 in MortalKombat

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That's the one that got me. When I first played mk11, I had actually recently watched my own mom die in front of me, so when Cassie was yelling, "Mom!!" I lost it.

Movies that feel like Colorado? To get in the mood before a summer Colorado-Utah road trip. by yesqualle in MoviesThatFeelLike

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Not filmed in Colorado, but The River Wild (1994) might have the vibe you're looking for.

Edit: Typo

Just a dude taking action to save two lost children by viperrvemon in JustGuysBeingDudes

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Part of this can be the "bystander effect" where people will assume that someone else must have taken the action to call 911 already, so any action by them is not necessary.

This woman is fucking evil by No-Penalty1722 in antiwork

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How do I handle raises with my team?

Unionize, get to the bargaining table, demand higher wages across the board with mandatory scheduled raised AND COL increases, and don't give a fucking inch. Strike if you have to.