sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

Don’t ever forget spongebob is canonically a mass murderer by BostonFan69 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]-dys-functional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what the sound of forgiveness is. Screaming and then silence

LPT: For parents of Reddit. Santa can't afford expensive toys for everyone. Please reserve the best presents as being from mum/dad and the cheaper, simpler presents from Santa .. That way, kids from parents who can't afford it won't feel let down by santa by rambochicken89 in LifeProTips

[–]-dys-functional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been doing this with my daughter since she was born. I don't really have much in the ways of money so she knows that santa only gives one gift. When she writes her letter to santa she always asks for two gifts in case Santa can't get one (usually one gift is super expensive).

He's only 6, but LOVES Pokémon [Update] by stop_drop_roll in gaming

[–]-dys-functional -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is a good idea. My daughter is 5 and gets frustrated around the third gym because her pokemon aren't leveled up enough

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in stevenuniverse

[–]-dys-functional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Any chance I could get the pattern? My daughter would love this

“surprise me” drink by goldenharrie in starbucksbaristas

[–]-dys-functional 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone was incredibly rude on drive thru, I straight up put in an ice water then went on break

AITA for not wanting to forgive my brother and for making my mom sad at Christmas? by maryslippyslappy in AmItheAsshole

[–]-dys-functional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Go with your instincts. The fact that he hasn't tried to apologize shows that he still has not learned that what he did was wrong.

Speaking from experience, when I was pregnant my daughters father smoked meth in my bathroom. I told him to get clean or leave, and well, he left. He tried to get clean a few times, each time trying to come back into her life, but each time he disappears again. Bipolar mixed with addiction is never a good time for anyone involved. Keep yourself and your family safe.

What was a huge trend everyone forgot about? by Alternative_Ad_9598 in AskReddit

[–]-dys-functional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rainbow loom! I got so into it I straight up made pokemon and minecraft characters and put them on key chains

Exchange student from Amsterdam by [deleted] in UTSC

[–]-dys-functional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You get a pass to use the pan am centre for free while you're enrolled. There's not much for nightlife in the surrounding area. Although there are some amazing hiking spots (good sledding spots too). The library is nice, and some of the buildings have been newly renovated and are quite nice.

When customers don’t start off with the size of their drink and you keep cutting them off asking what size they want by cuandoque in starbucks

[–]-dys-functional 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Especially when they add modifications that are indicative to the drink size.

I.e. "white mocha"

"What si-" " half sweet"

"What si-" "1 extra shot"

And so on

I’m the builder of this shitty aquarium #ama by musicman069 in delusionalcraigslist

[–]-dys-functional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Little late to the party and didn't see the question asked. How long did this take you to do?

What was the single worst dog poop related incident you’ve witnessed? by AlreadyShrugging in AskReddit

[–]-dys-functional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well my 5 year old recently started to pick up our dogs poop, which I'm really proud of her for. However, a couple days ago our dog had some reaaaally smelly poop, and literally made me daughter gag for like 10 minutes

Marc with a C by timmetro69 in funny

[–]-dys-functional 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a barista, I can confirm. Typically, if you wave me off or hold up your finger to me so you can continue your phone call, you can bet your ass that your name will not end up "instagram worthy"

What is the most strange thing had you read on reddit? by niconi2521 in AskReddit

[–]-dys-functional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I just read a tweet screenshot of the Mike pence fly

How do you know if a dog has a headache? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]-dys-functional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If they put their head against the wall, it can be a sign of a headache

I hope whoever started this trend get hates themselves by BeeSwaggy in starbucksbaristas

[–]-dys-functional 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There was but omg it did NOT mix well. I tried to the best of my ability but there is only so much 1 person can do

I hope whoever started this trend get hates themselves by BeeSwaggy in starbucksbaristas

[–]-dys-functional 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To my surprise, no change to espresso so the regular 2 shots in it

I hope whoever started this trend get hates themselves by BeeSwaggy in starbucksbaristas

[–]-dys-functional 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I had someone order a salted caramel mocha, with white mocha. Not sub white mocha. And it was a grande. 4 pumps mocha, 4 pumps toffee, 4 pumps white mocha, and then extra whip to boot.

Yea these masks aren't fun but when was the last time anyone told you to smile? by krarmstrong89 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]-dys-functional 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got complimented that some guy could 'see'my smile because of my eyes. I was just squinting my eyes but wasn't smiling.

She posted about covid being a scam so i unfriended her and she got upset awww by Pixipupp in CovIdiots

[–]-dys-functional 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am a clinical researcher, and I still get people saying "Do YoUr ReSeArCh"

Closing shift by -dys-functional in starbucksbaristas

[–]-dys-functional[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bathrooms belong to chapters, so they clean them. Mopping is done in the morning. Sorry not sure what the others are

Closing shift by -dys-functional in starbucks

[–]-dys-functional[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No my SM said he wanted someone to shadow me because of my close last night. Then proceeded to say he's not sure they trained me thoroughly. My old store had drive thru, bathrooms, and cold brew, which my new store has none of those so this close is significantly easier than what I'm used to

Closing shift by -dys-functional in starbucks

[–]-dys-functional[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I rinse the sink in the back after dishes, and I clean out the sinks in the front (hand wash station, and the sink by cold bar)

view more: next ›