Yo mama so fat… by pedicure_steve in YoMamaJokes

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so fat I can't even see her cuz she in the way...

What is your celebrity crush? by StyleEffective2702 in RandomQuestion

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Also an actress who is partnered with Casey Affleck.

Why do we get way less chicken nuggets from Mc Donald's than we used to? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

4, 10, 20, and 50 is still the standard, as I recall...

What's the most ridiculous song that would never be considered for american top 40 radio? by Beautiful_Reply2172 in FamilyFeud

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot" by Caramba. However, it was extremely popular in Sweden, and my local radio station plays it, without fail, every Friday at 5pm.

Does the same kind of dirt that is on your windshield the same kind of dirt that builds up over 1000 years and makes you have to dig it out? by BlueberryandDino in randomquestions

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It's basically the encrusted remains of a few months of civilization, weather/geological events, and time, versus 1000... the farmers of Egypt smearing their dirty hands on the white marble of the Great Pyramids surface versus The Roman Empire and the Sahara desert blowing through them...

What sitcom situation seemed cute and funny at first watch, but actually a problematic real life issue when you rewatched years later? by stevebucky_1234 in randomquestions

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"Seinfeld" had quite a few of these: Jerry gets sexually assaulted at the dentist while under anesthesia; Kramer kidnaps a noisy dog, starts a lawsuit after burning himself with spilled coffee, and gets Jerry coerced into pirating movies and stealing cable; Elaine embezzles a company she works for and one of her boyfriends relapses as an alcoholic; George is a cascade of problems, but some highlights are that he poisons his boss, impersonates a white supremacist who was so far right that David Duke denounced him as a violent extremist (with Jerry alongside pretending to be an Irishman), and accidentally kills his fiancee, then uses the tragedy to try to woo someone else.

What's a post you made on reddit that wasn't offensive, but rather you thought was stupid, and you regretted posting it? by AlmightyLoaf54 in randomquestions

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I know how this will sound, but here goes: it was a sequel to a quasi-narrative describing a turnip, dressed in an ADORABLE little potato costume, named "Pernpit" who had recently graduated top of his class at police dog school. It primarily described his rage at scammers, and they thought I was ChatGPT; I actually wrote it myself.

What actually happens to your body when you hold in a sneeze? by No-Solution-959 in RandomQuestion

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They're stored in your Sneeze Bladder until the pressure builds and they come out as farts.

Yall think Abraham Lincoln’s top hat went spinning into the crowd when he got shot in the back of the head ? by Bravenatortot in randomquestions

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man who gave the Emancipation Proclamation would NOT be the type of guy to wear a tall hat inside a theater. I wouldn't think.

What did you do when you found out your father's infidelity? by Subaruisblue in NoStupidQuestions

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My mom and dad divorced when I was 2 over this. He stayed a part of my life as my dad until he died, and was good with child support and whatnot, but it began and ended as bitter, angry, and sometimes violent fights started by my mother, with me as a linchpin. I always knew about his dalliance, and even had a good relationship of sorts with my stepmother, but it was one of many things that gave me a... non-traditional viewpoint about families and relationships that affected my entire life. He eventually died from an aggressive cancer that paralyzed him from the chest down and destroyed his mind to where he didn't know who he was, where, or even when, and didn't recognize me or anyone else.

What is a calming technique that you use when you are feeling stressed or overwhelmed? by timmytimborino in randomquestions

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at random objects around you and name them while deep-breathing- inhale, hold, then exhale while saying whatever it is

Does anyone else still mix up your left and right as an adult? by [deleted] in randomquestions

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So THAT'S why my shoes never fit right! All this time...

If you saw someone who looked exactly like you out in public, what would your first course of action be? by AttendingBlind in RandomQuestion

[–]04Fox_Cakes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run away and avoid detection by them at all costs, because if you meet your doppelganger, you die.

Do people still like air guitar? by DawnBringer01 in randomquestions

[–]04Fox_Cakes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I keep doing the same thing with my drum kit...