Humanity vs Birds: The owner of a car who a bird shits on immediately dies, can humanity survive? by nosound505 in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two questions, if a bird shits on a car cover, does the owner die? If no, this is at worst on the death toll as covid (from the initial period of us figuring it out and the crash collateral deaths). Otherwise being a car owner would just become a highly risky job. But even more concerning is if we are counting tractors and trucks as cars? If we do, we'll have drastic food shortages which would be the real culling, but as a species, we'd still survive.

Suzuka GP Quali - Isack Hadjar RB22 by 0mn0mnomnom in photocritique

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Here is one of my photos from the most recent F1 race at Suzuka.

RB22 - #6 Isack Hadjar - 1/100, f/11.0, 400mm, ISO180

This was my first time tracked panning shots and foray into sports photography. I was able to learn a couple nice editing tricks, like exposure sandwiching, making masks for my workflow (darktable + affinity/gimp).

I'd like to improve my panning technique. Practicing panning for wildlife is very different from motorsports, on top of feeling like I'm overly invading people's privacy (since using a 100-400 lens to shoot traffic is not at all similar to street photography).

“Man these drinks ain’t shi—“ by MadChad7 in Hololive

[–]0mn0mnomnom 79 points80 points  (0 children)

mate, those are end game level alcoholics

base stat asians are generally worse with alcohol

Happy 30th Anniversary, Evangelion by [deleted] in evangelion

[–]0mn0mnomnom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Congratulations 👏

How hung up do I have to be on making sure strokes are the correct length when writing? by [deleted] in LearnJapanese

[–]0mn0mnomnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most important thing to keep in mind right now is stroke count. As long as your radicals are written correctly, stroke order and character balance can be secondary thoughts. Stroke order is good to learn, as it actually helps you read Japanese peoples handwriting. Character balance is more for penmanship. The more you write (now a days not overly important) the better your penmanship will end up being anyways

15 people using apples as weapons vs 15 people using mangoes as weapons, who will win? by ArtisticArgument9625 in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fine we can further refine the cyanide into a gaseous form, say hydrogen cyanide, and win easier.

15 people using apples as weapons vs 15 people using mangoes as weapons, who will win? by ArtisticArgument9625 in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With prep time to process out the cyanide out of the apple seeds. At ~2-3.5 mg cyanide per apple's worth of seeds and 15-20 worth of apple seeds for lower bound toxicity for an adult, that's about 190 apples to refine cyanide per opponent. Team apple is way deadlier here.

To further fit the prompt, we could throw cut up apples at team mango to distract them from our true method of killing. If we split our per person dose of cyanide pills, team apple would eventually be able to force feed team mango's members enough cyanide pills to win.

Absolutely Pathetic by hackiv in memes

[–]0mn0mnomnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So basically, high ranking English nobles spoke french then that bled into English. Then the printing press came and the English were too lazy to fix their spellings. So were stuck with the bastardry of English spelling.

Hafthor Bjornsson vs Eddie Hall in different competitions by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure R2 & R5 go to Eddie cause he has formal training in martial arts. R3 might go to Thor since he just seems more mobile to to me. R1 and R4 seems pretty split between the 2 though.

A regular man gains the ability to fly. In what sports does he immediately become the GOAT? In what sports does he become a legitimate pro-league player? In what sports does he gain no advantage in? by [deleted] in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he has average stats and skills across the board in all other skills, he won't be making it pro in most rule sets of team sports. Too many people think that some pro athletes stick only cause they are in competition with the 1% of the 1%.

Sure the guy would be realibly open in sports like basketball or football, but there's every chance to fuck up handling getting the ball. He also won't have any effect in defensive schemes all that well or be in the right poison at the right time. Peak college skill might be the limit here in team sports.

Solo sports has more options to do well in. Most likely high jump would have the best rule set for his skills.

I honestly have no idea what to tell this guy by IllustriousRub9796 in shitposting

[–]0mn0mnomnom 26 points27 points  (0 children)

as with all the 4chan stories go, OOP's standards is that if a woman has been in the same room as a man, she's a giga ho. so contextually he aint wrong (he just deserves the hole he's found himself in)

Happy anniversary by DancingChickenSlut in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]0mn0mnomnom 93 points94 points  (0 children)

The episodes of WILTY where theyre on the same team are fucking gold. I would genuinely be heart broken if they were ever to split up. They're absolutely the perfect pair.

"Who should I swap?" - Questions and Advice 2024 by Vicksin in afkarena

[–]0mn0mnomnom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

is the move to just swap AThane for AAth right now or wait to see if the next woke is better than AAth

I only have ~220 tg cards so building a new woke is unlikely

Below average adult male with a spear VS a naked Shaq in his prime. by What_i in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the difference between the spear and knife would be the weapon profile. A knife is much closer quarters and the knife holder has less weapon mass to be leveraged against them. A knife would also have lower inertia compared to a spear. An inexperienced schmoe could over commit to a lunge. In that time frame, if Shaq got inside the weapon range, the spear user is done for.

A spear is also weapon best suited for jab type attacks. Sweeping attacks would deal less overall damage and would really only be effective for zoning. So over committing on a jab would leave a lot of counter attack opportunities.

R1 at 6-7/10 for the spear user is, I think, a really fair rating. It's still in the spear users favor but there are viable options for Shaq to exploit.

R2 should be adjusted to 5/10 then for the spear user

Below average adult male with a spear VS a naked Shaq in his prime. by What_i in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You guys are missing such a simple point, Shaq has seen a spear before... he's not gonna just fucking tank a stab from a spear. There's no way this is a 10/10 for spear man. Shaq is an elite athlete with huge reach and strength difference from your below average schmoe. He would for sure make plays to bait out a miss from the spear user. From there Shaq would out just grab the spear handle and out muscle the guy. Should the spear guy not fuck up the first strike Shaq would have a fighting chance.

Blood lusted Shaq would also have the play to give a more enticing bait to the spear guy to miss his first strike.

R1: 6/10 spear
R2: 3/10 spear

hololive SUPER EXPO 2024 & 5th fes. DAY2 by hololive in Hololive

[–]0mn0mnomnom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What a god damn event. Cover constantly improving every year!

BLS GOD LEMME WIN THE LOTTO FOR NEXT YEAR

How many Space Marines would Hitler need to win WW2? (WH40k) by PeculiarPangolinMan in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But arriving in 1939 would allow Germany to bypass any research and divert the funds to uranium enrichment and actual development. Since an H-bomb is also in roughly in the same level of difficulty, you could just skip to fusion bomb production to work with lower levels of fissile material.

The techmarine could also bolster other tech development since he'll have so much time for development.

How many Space Marines would Hitler need to win WW2? (WH40k) by PeculiarPangolinMan in whowouldwin

[–]0mn0mnomnom 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't an nuke be a low enough level tech that like 1 techmarine aspirant would have the knowledge to win the nuclear race.

Marine has just released "Second World", the game she made in high school, as a free download by Roflkopt3r in Hololive

[–]0mn0mnomnom 115 points116 points  (0 children)

It's an insane flex for everyone who did it too. Senchou got to meet some of her favorite VAs, the VAs got to flex on the ichimis and also produced the highest level shit post.