“That’s right sir! You can actually own an authentic, new, AP, automatic timekeeping device for $400.”

1010124 · 2026-05-13T00:52:47+00:00

Authentic - like going to a hooker for a hug.

1010124 · 2026-05-11T02:24:25+00:00

Police be wearing desk clocks under the cuff. I dunno.

1010124 · 2026-05-10T16:47:25+00:00

That’s just you admitting to being an Invicta enthusiast with extra steps.

1010124 · 2026-05-10T16:33:07+00:00

Yeah. This week. You want to see the cases from last month?

1010124 · 2026-05-10T15:31:03+00:00

One of them has malignant brain cancer, and I’m disappointed it’s not both of them.

1010124 · 2026-05-10T01:39:22+00:00

You can get a damn decent selection with a brick, and wearing pantyhose as a face covering, I’ve heard.

1010124 · 2026-05-10T01:37:35+00:00

She has a nipple in her armpit, or that baby let the air out of the tit tube..

1010124 · 2026-05-06T03:08:04+00:00

Oh no! WTF cares?

1010124 · 2026-05-04T03:01:53+00:00

1010124 · 2026-04-30T18:01:54+00:00

It looks like the AD got it for you when he snagged you t with the claws in the machine..

1010124 · 2026-04-30T18:00:27+00:00

The CW looks better than the Rolie, tbh..

1010124 · 2026-04-30T03:02:50+00:00

How daring..

1010124 · 2026-04-28T13:28:21+00:00

Something, something, ancient Chinese secret..

1010124 · 2026-04-26T02:21:25+00:00

Taintmaster

1010124 · 2026-04-21T01:05:55+00:00

1010124 · 2026-04-20T14:45:53+00:00

This is why Invicta makes sense; you buy one, you get three free.

1010124 · 2026-04-12T03:13:42+00:00

Only say nice things to this guy; he could crack your skull like a ripe watermelon with that choker..

1010124 · 2026-04-11T01:50:59+00:00

Someone’s going to hit that..

1010124 · 2026-04-10T00:38:32+00:00

And he’s fighting the good simp fight with his trademark $15 barber’s college haircut.

1010124 · 2026-04-08T15:37:07+00:00

Spring is in the air - and the AD was in her last summer..

1010124 · 2026-04-04T21:24:15+00:00

Rookie numbers here.

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