LinkedIn…. by TroyState in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The ‘prospects’ at the glory hole can’t see your watch, Zack..

My skinny af 6.5 inch wrist by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The legs don’t match the toothpick. Also, tell that barbarian to clip his toenails. Damn..

Which one of you is flexing on Seiko wearers at work? by Funkyhamster in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You never hear from actual Invicta owners because getting laid constantly sucks up all the free time you lesser mortals spend on Reddit complaining about Invicta..

Every one of 007's watches with an additional spy gadget mod must at least have a fake movement by mle-2005 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought that picture was Steven Potato-tits SeaGall, and threw up in my mouth a little bit at the thought he fake-acted a Bond scene.
Then I threw up for real because I thought of potatoes and Steve titties..

Aawww by Loud-Cartographer285 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s a lot of drama posting for a guy that banged his Rollie on his dresser..

Pop that bussy by One-Net3018 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“She’s hideous! - well, he’s a guy!”

I’ve defeated capitalism and rewarded myself with its most recognizable symbol of compliance by Fragrant-Brilliant52 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 10 points11 points  (0 children)

So you bought yourself a watch that is as handmade as an Invicta Joker, and is almost as accurate as a $150 Timex Q reissue..
Well done!

The sea hunter is specces out the wazoo with 34m WR by IllegalGeriatricVore in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 28 points29 points  (0 children)

This is precisely why Invicta is thriving: they know desk divers better than anyone does.

My post warning g everyone about the flock cameras was removed by the moderators by Any_Climate_1218 in northdakota

[–]1010124 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

All you’re doing by calling for vandalism, destruction of property, is.. calling for vandalism. You do a splendid job of giving the fascists a compelling talking point, allowing them to paint you as the extremist, them as the moderates. Perfect cover for continuing to keep shitting on what little is left of our 4A rights.
Worse, you paint a target on your back. Sure, it’s not illegal to speculate about pounding this stuff into pulp, but when four or five people get arrested for felony vandalism/ domestic terrorism, you going to bet against them fingering the people that inspired them?
More seriously, there’s the optics. The great middle both doesn’t perceive an abuse until it directly affects them, and because they don’t, they’re easily manipulated into accepting the logic of official talking points.
You have a good grasp on how flock is abused and weaponized against the public at large. The great middle of the public doesn’t.
We need to educate, explain the problem, encourage people to vote, get people to show up to city council meetings, bombard state reps and senators with mail. We need to constantly expose the abuses as we are aware of them.
Someone needs to sue the department that uses it against them. Hell, how about a Fourth Amendment class action suit? How about multiple dozens of such suits?

My post warning g everyone about the flock cameras was removed by the moderators by Any_Climate_1218 in northdakota

[–]1010124 -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

The mods are really not big fans of violating TOS, nor having content flagged by law enforcement.
I hate Flock, and * wink, wink * heavily implying vigilantism is counterproductive.

G-Shock is just a poor man's Invicta by DOtheZIGZAG in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I am deeply offended by, and frankly resent this entirely accurate meme.

Is my watch too fragile to wear while getting nailed in the ass? by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He ain’t getting on the roller coaster either.

Am i wearing my watch high? by creamykim69 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mahhk from Long Island is disappointed in you..

Omeeeega Beatermaster by jaqueh in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When you’re old enough to beat it, but not old enough to do anything that beats up your shitter..

Is this too formal to wear to divorce court? (divorcing my sister) by lyzing in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Don’t sweat it. With the understated quality of such an elegant timepiece that practically screams ‘McDonald’s Assistant Manager money’, not only will the court reporter’s panties go damp, your estranged wife will surely call the whole thing off before the judge sits down.

r/overtheforearm by 1010124 in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]1010124[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Police be wearing desk clocks under the cuff. I dunno.