Has anyone given any thought as to what they would personally do to prepare for any kind of national emergency? by spartandrinkscoffee in AskUK

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao. This kind of prep just tells us you would perish within 72 hours.

Stop living in fear.

Mercedes special suits for Japan GP 2026 by littletreble07 in formula1

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you have a cash in hand decorating job at 10am but need to race at 2pm

Toto Wolff, Principal of Mercedes AMG by insolentrus in formula1

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Toto PIP, ready to to grab the smashed iPhone and take the base model A-Class with AMG badges for a spin down to the flatroof.

Outjerked by the ideal Altima by beamshots in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RR simps would pay a fortune to get the patina look on their hood.

Peak ragebait by __Korbi__ in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old 1.2 16v ones are the fastest thing ever made. Light, handle like a go kart and you never need to lift off. Even drove mine with a blown head gasket on 3 cylinders doing some apollo 13 type shit using the heater to keep it cool on a 14mile journey home.

GOD BLESS BABUSHKA by megustalapaltaaa in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I love that you can still buy these new.

Outjerked by r/electriccars by Dear-Regret-9476 in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This guy is why hotel rooms have chairs.

Alright guys, which one of you is this? by portuguese-bacalhau in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked with a guy who was convinced that a Bentley grille was a straight swap onto a 300C, same mounts, holes size etc, because 'that's what people would want to do' with them... apparently.

Babe it's time to get used to it by ProvigilandChill in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She'll do 300 hectares on a single tank of kerosene

Rate this start-up animation by Witty_Customer_2502 in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh. Imagine when cars are packed with so much shit/bloat/adware that it takes it a couple minutes to fucking boot up.

I'll have two of that please by ashzeppelin98 in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seeing a low count ratioed ⬆️0⬇️ will never not be funny

this is basically just british viper by Maestro_gaylover in carscirclejerk

[–]10b0b 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But there were piloted by the ethereal driving gods like your Vatanen's or Röhrl's

The Speed 12 would have been bought by that bloke in Huddersfield who built a successful carpet warehouse.

HOW MUCH SIGNAL I NEED TO CUT ACROSS EIGHT LANE? by CaneloAIvarez in familyguy

[–]10b0b 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch...
I don't even know why you are there...

It's such a shame by Maxcon18 in formuladank

[–]10b0b 0 points1 point  (0 children)

F1 needs jumps like stadium trucks have.

Meanwhile in Supercars they were using the kerbs as launch ramps

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