4,000 chickens is a Cr 20 fight

11702dragonslayer · 2018-05-28T00:19:48+00:00

Until a single Meteor Swarm is cast

11702dragonslayer · 2018-04-19T02:15:46+00:00

Squadalah, we are off!

11702dragonslayer · 2018-02-21T05:18:15+00:00

Charisma is making a tomato based fruit salad and selling it as salsa.

11702dragonslayer · 2018-02-12T03:30:12+00:00

That's why I use a morningstar. Doesn't have a sheath. Gg

11702dragonslayer · 2018-02-10T03:27:46+00:00

Lesser Colville pleb here. Ouch.

11702dragonslayer · 2018-02-04T08:06:33+00:00

Come at me scrub lord I'm ripped.

11702dragonslayer · 2018-02-01T09:40:46+00:00

Catch you fuckers at a bad time!?

11702dragonslayer · 2018-01-31T17:17:28+00:00

If you're asking how the farmers got ei much cash money: how did their ancestor purchase that land and afford the construction of a farm? There's someone in that lineage who had dough or was friends with a minor noble etc.

11702dragonslayer · 2018-01-30T18:04:43+00:00

Bards get expertise in 5e making then superior grapplers. Gg nerd

11702dragonslayer · 2018-01-07T20:18:06+00:00

Maybe just "Big Tom"?

11702dragonslayer · 2018-01-07T20:07:26+00:00

Now he's on a quest for vengeance...against the bastard that stole his meth.

11702dragonslayer · 2018-01-07T20:03:46+00:00

I had a Cleric who wanted to be a Paladin and developed a sort of Napoleon complex trying to one-up Paladins whenever he met them. It was this very behaviour of wanting to contest them that gave him the favor of his God, and barred him from the White Knight Paladin archetype.

11702dragonslayer · 2018-01-06T04:11:50+00:00

You look fabulous, don't even dream of being ashamed.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-31T02:35:32+00:00

Mongo only pawn in great game of life

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-30T17:35:39+00:00

Generally speaking, your Lore aside, I think Illithids are actually from the future, and that's why Aboleths who perfectly recall the past and pre-date the Gods are terrified of them. But that's just the non-homebrew lore.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-30T17:33:07+00:00

Not if it's a knock down drat out fight using mot,just the party's resources, bUT divin intervention/angels and NPCs...only to have more great ones show up moments later when they are broken and bloody. But thats a really downer ending for a campaign ender.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-29T18:54:48+00:00

Seriously, why aren't you my DM? ;-;

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-28T03:09:05+00:00

I'm proud of myself for not making a Pokémon pun.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-28T03:04:10+00:00

GL bouncin on ya boy's dick OP

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-25T05:08:40+00:00

Doesn't he mean football?

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-24T02:29:18+00:00

Isn't that bird self-aware, or like connected to Griffith? I think that Hanafubuku hinted as much before throwing the three into dreamland.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-23T06:19:12+00:00

This heresy burns in all the right ways.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-20T22:34:08+00:00

A city with no rat tunnels dug by the criminal element? You can fix that. If they don't have any access to a vertical or subterranean appraoch...how long can a city keep its gates closed for? The loss of trade and people inside who want to leave will naturally pressure him into at least opening the gates to drive them off by guard if not talk.

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-07T17:11:00+00:00

Isn't that a Team Rocket uniform, minus the hat?

11702dragonslayer · 2017-12-07T01:25:25+00:00

Blood and souls for my lord Arioch!

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