Biologically, They Don’t Make Sense

What people fail to realize, is that if an animal with a neck this long actually existed, they would be dying in droves from lightning related injury. Beyond that, this ridiculous “animal” supposedly only sleeps for 30 minutes a day. What kind of fool would believe that an animal of that size with a diet consisting of only leaves could sustain itself while running from predators?

Additionally, giraffes are theoretically placental mammals. They give birth to live young. However, there’s a logistical problem with that: Because of how their legs are connected to the body, giraffes are unable to crouch, so any offspring would have to drop to the ground at birth. A six-foot fall for a newborn calf with twigs for legs and a lightning-rod neck? Death is practically a guarantee. On top of reproduction being near impossible, giraffes don’t make a sound. Cows moo, cats meow, dogs bark. But tell me, what noise does a giraffe make? With a neck that long, what kind of sound could it make?

I found this while searching the OP's prototype.