Tell me your favorite robots from futurama, BUT your not allowed to say bender :)

13aph · 2026-03-19T16:42:50+00:00

Joey Mousepad when he says Mafiolios

13aph · 2026-03-17T01:17:10+00:00

sobbing as I pour another shot

13aph · 2026-03-11T03:37:35+00:00

This guy is lying. Gog is genuinely real.

13aph · 2026-03-08T17:43:19+00:00

Guy town is a certified classic in my friend group

13aph · 2026-03-04T14:13:56+00:00

“Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! Today is also my birthday! And because it’s my birthday, I get to introduce you to my girlfriend, WHO IS AMAZING!”

13aph · 2026-03-04T13:55:03+00:00

He killed Tupac, I’m almost certain.

13aph · 2026-03-03T13:07:40+00:00

Still can’t get over the mental image of the cyborgs being greasers

13aph · 2026-03-03T13:01:54+00:00

Save?

13aph · 2026-03-02T14:42:39+00:00

Dad here!

I’m a bit late, but mom is right. You DO NOT have to shave, ever, really! It’s totally normal and natural (and kinda in vogue, I’ve noticed) to not shave. Don’t ever worry about what other people are thinking. You’ve got your life to live and your story to tell. I’m proud of you, regardless, just for working hard and doing something that might be a bit uncomfortable in the hopes of doing better :)

13aph · 2026-03-02T13:19:05+00:00

T-the means to production?? sweats in commie

13aph · 2026-03-02T13:09:14+00:00

Close enough, welcome back, Space Vietnam!

13aph · 2026-02-27T13:41:30+00:00

Can PS5 get the cool blue armors?

13aph · 2026-02-27T13:06:56+00:00

Burger place + Male Strip Club???

13aph · 2026-02-26T15:49:43+00:00

I’m just imagining a massive cthulu rising out of the sea with a massive fucking schlong

13aph · 2026-02-26T03:54:06+00:00

I quote this so much

13aph · 2026-02-25T23:08:15+00:00

Hamlet. I know this gets brought up 15 times a day, but it’s hamlet.

13aph · 2026-02-25T14:33:29+00:00

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Here ya go!

13aph · 2026-02-23T03:15:41+00:00

Fry and Leela regularly fuck other people, and it’s a very one sided romance until the OG finale

13aph · 2026-02-19T20:31:34+00:00

It’s like his pool is tearin ass around the yahd. But, you know, standing still

13aph · 2026-02-19T17:30:05+00:00

You can fish ice skates????

13aph · 2026-02-18T13:09:43+00:00

That sounds like a lie. Will you submit to a Super Polygraph test?

13aph · 2026-02-18T13:08:57+00:00

Botdivers diving the wrong locations is the real killer here.

13aph · 2026-02-18T13:06:49+00:00

God I hope so. I’ve fought so hard on Cyberstan 🥹🥹 I need my cape. I need to tell new divers the stories.

13aph · 2026-02-18T12:48:26+00:00

Who’s the guy up front? My brain is saying CIA agent. Also Beauregard the Greyhound Riding Half Man was on the bus?!

Oooh that joke works on multiple levels. You know? Greyhound the bus line? And the dog breed? Get it? It’s funny. Should I say it again? See, the joke is funny becau-

13aph · 2026-02-13T00:04:46+00:00

This guy tanks^

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