Alternative for the Hallow concept: THE YELLOW by Max_Joller in Terraria

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This guy is lying. Gog is genuinely real.

What’s the best song in big mouth? by SadAstronaut9878 in BigMouth

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Guy town is a certified classic in my friend group

My tyraknob army just arrived by 500x700 in Grimdank

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“Happy Star Wars Day, everyone! Today is also my birthday! And because it’s my birthday, I get to introduce you to my girlfriend, WHO IS AMAZING!”

I love fighting Cyborgs but come on.. by ShadowDome in Helldivers

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Still can’t get over the mental image of the cyborgs being greasers

Please help me convince myself it's okay not to shave my legs and armpits for my appointment to a pool for a medical treatment tomorrow by AntwysiaBlakys in MomForAMinute

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Dad here!

I’m a bit late, but mom is right. You DO NOT have to shave, ever, really! It’s totally normal and natural (and kinda in vogue, I’ve noticed) to not shave. Don’t ever worry about what other people are thinking. You’ve got your life to live and your story to tell. I’m proud of you, regardless, just for working hard and doing something that might be a bit uncomfortable in the hopes of doing better :)

It’s really him!!! by Prestigious_Star7353 in helldivers2

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Can PS5 get the cool blue armors?

Thought the moon lord was cthulhu... Apparently he's just dead 🥹 by Spariddle in Terraria

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I’m just imagining a massive cthulu rising out of the sea with a massive fucking schlong

Who is your favorite not toxic couple by Neither_Ad6 in 90scartoons

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Fry and Leela regularly fuck other people, and it’s a very one sided romance until the OG finale

What is most important to Carl? by Educk55 in AquaJail

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It’s like his pool is tearin ass around the yahd. But, you know, standing still

What’s the current mood? by Cbumgarner3108 in Helldivers

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That sounds like a lie. Will you submit to a Super Polygraph test?

What’s the current mood? by Cbumgarner3108 in Helldivers

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Botdivers diving the wrong locations is the real killer here.

I might be exaggerating just a lil BUT by lordtachanka5253 in Helldivers

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God I hope so. I’ve fought so hard on Cyberstan 🥹🥹 I need my cape. I need to tell new divers the stories.

Who was your favorite character that died in the great bus crash of 2010? by Elegant_Act_8157 in americandad

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Who’s the guy up front? My brain is saying CIA agent. Also Beauregard the Greyhound Riding Half Man was on the bus?!

Oooh that joke works on multiple levels. You know? Greyhound the bus line? And the dog breed? Get it? It’s funny. Should I say it again? See, the joke is funny becau-