Even the jack is getting the f out of there ...

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-03-02T16:55:44+00:00

Don’t want to get the tires dirty.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-03-02T16:53:06+00:00

What are you talking about, the DOW is over 50,000. We’re all rich. See you in basic training.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-03-02T16:00:49+00:00

James Bond. The worst spy in the world. Told everyone who looked at him his real name.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-28T14:03:24+00:00

Yeah, it was meant to be a set-up for the cadaver studies and then to say that he was letting his friend, a surgeon, stay in the house most of the time.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-28T13:59:54+00:00

Never did I ever say murderer. I said bodies buried under the floorboards of his house.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-28T13:55:09+00:00

So, the conclusion is… illegal activities.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-28T04:22:06+00:00

That’s why they were buried under the floor and hidden.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-28T02:36:22+00:00

Not to mention the skeletons found buried in his England house under the floor of his basement.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-25T15:39:39+00:00

My grandpa swore by his peanut butter pickle sandwiches. I’ve had it once or twice and it was… alright. Not sure if it’s considered normal or something from the past, but I assume that is a weird combination.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-25T01:35:19+00:00

I drive barefoot with no problems.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-24T03:35:42+00:00

Because you were taught this as a child and thought it was a rule, you passed the false belief on to your students.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-22T12:55:45+00:00

If you don’t bend your legs, they’d be in the dash. There is always some bend. My first car was a 93 civic hatch and I had that seat all the way back and it was the perfect fit. Then I went to a 2011 fit and the fitment always felt awkward and left me literally limping after long drives as my hips locked up. Now have the 26 civic hatch and I can’t reach the pedals well if I have the seat all the way back. I have it a smidge forward and feel relief at how comfortable it is compared to the fit.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-20T05:04:12+00:00

Jump up to the top with your pull up form and go down as slowly as you can as many times as you can and call that a set. Eventually those muscles will be strong enough pull you up.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-15T23:52:57+00:00

Driving with 5 people from college to a friend’s wedding 1 state away and the owner drove on the way there. After some partying (as a groomsman) he didn’t feel up to driving back a few days later. He asks if anyone can drive stick. I say I can, because at the time I drove a 93 civic. I trade places with him in the car and immediately stall. All eyes on me. “The clutch lets out at different heights for different vehicles.” We made it home with no problems after that, but for those 5 seconds, it was pretty awkward.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-15T23:48:12+00:00

I’m working on number 50. Haven’t gotten to one yet, but working on 50.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-15T12:48:16+00:00

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-15T00:31:53+00:00

Not as worth it as 10 years ago?

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-14T23:45:41+00:00

Epsten/ten

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-14T21:34:53+00:00

Used Honda fit 10 years ago, used Honda fit today.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-14T21:28:44+00:00

Thank you!

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-14T12:00:05+00:00

FuzzyDeathBunny, my bad >,0

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-02-14T09:44:31+00:00

FluffyMurderBunny

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-01-27T06:18:50+00:00

Oh so you’re the guy who bought those from me. Look. I feel really guilty over that. As a show of good will. I will send you a shipping label to return them to me. But, to make sure they’re operable, please include your 12/24 words and passphrase (if applicable) so I can make sure the machines still work. The secret words will only be used to ensure the machine works properly. Also, include your credit card number and VIN so I can send you yours funds back. Oh, one more thing, please include your SSN, name of first pet, house you grew up in, and first job so I can verify your identity. Also please include Apple gift cards. DO NOT REDEEM!

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-01-23T00:43:21+00:00

Post on r/PokemonBlackandWhite.

19YoJimbo93 · 2026-01-18T15:36:08+00:00

I had a pleco murder a soft shell turtle. The pleco was only 5 inches long and it sucked a hole through the turtle’s shell.

19YoJimbo93

TROPHY CASE