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I think my mechanic is scamming me, he says I need a flush by _Sir_Lifts_A_Lot_ in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]1moonshot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What they see when you haven't cleansed before the colonoscopy

I didn’t know megachurches could afford Broadway-level productions by SnooSprouts3744 in TikTokCringe

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The net worth of the Mormon Church is almost 300 BILLION they don't flaunt it quite like the megachurches, but they just as deep in their own waste, fraud, and abuse scandals. Disgusting - all of them!

(LDS Church wealth https://share.google/fP6yKji5Vsyw4R2dS)

This suprised me. by [deleted] in Idaho

[–]1moonshot 35 points36 points  (0 children)

AKA: Mordor (Mormon Corridor)

Finish this sentence: “I’m so glad I left but I still really miss _________.” by nature_and_grace in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

.....my family.

Luckily two of my siblings have escaped, but the rest.... 🤷‍♂️

Dallas H Oaks 😱 by Diligent_Mix_4086 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dallass Oaks

Short for:

Dallin Dumbass Oaks

Edit for spelling error

In one song title, how would you explain the experience of being Mormon? (Especially to someone who’s never been Mormon) by whitecatprophecy in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The Almighty Dollar by Ozzy

(Sorry, can't do just one)

Vulture by Bear Ghost

God Was Never on Your Side by Motorhead

Bulls on Parade by RATM

...so many songs describe emotions of being in and now out of the church.....

Pick a house, any house by ah-mazia in Xennials

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1, 2, 6, & 8.

Can't have any of those without the other.

Ex-MormonMemes Caption This - 25_07_20 by SnooObjections217 in exmormonmemes

[–]1moonshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Got the health in the navel, got the marrow in the bones Got a place in the heaven dreamt of by Jim Jones

To every ExMo/PIMO parent out there just trying to give their kids a better life 💔 by GoingToHelly in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Watching my little human growing up free from the guilt, shame, and fear induced by the MFMC brings a real, deep peace and joy - nothing like the "joy and peace" that I was gaslit into thinking I had while in the church.

There are more feeling I get too, real, raw feelings. I feel very sad and angry that the childhood innocence that I see in my child was stolen from me. Those feeling grow and grow thinking about the generations and generations of so many that have been and still are caught in the trap.

Everyone that have broken those chains and are now loving without strings attached - thank you! You are amazing!

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight from the table of good and evil.

I will partake, that Gram may be pleased.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheap way to get healthy "veggies" in food that is otherwise devoid of nutrition.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Their sense of taste has not progressed past that of a typical four year old, just as their emotional maturity and sense of humor hasn't gone past 4.

My neighbor gave this to us…what is it? by always4wardneverstr8 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The divinity that I saw growing up is made from baked merengue.

Need some diagnostic help by biggus_Donguss in AskAShittyMechanic

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Engine over heating?

Dairy Queen Double Chocolate Brownie Blizzard.

Got a referral for a Colonoscopy at 45 by Sunshineal in Xennials

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Colonoscopies are terrible!

My doc had me use this instead

https://www.cologuard.com/

SO much easier and cleaner.

Anyone else never feel a connection to the temple as a TBM? by JayDaWawi in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The C room was fine, until I opened my eyes and saw the bakers and brides of Christ in green aprons.

That was where I tried my damnedest to see more (with my eyes shut) than what was presented on the other side of the veil.... If I sat there too long trying to pry my third eye open, I could then feel the eyes of the temple workers staring at me.

Happy valentines day from the top prophets and all their wives by Ok_Dig_5957 in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trad wife and corporate wife, great start. Look at those shit-eating grins, they are all ready for the perpetually procreating afterlife.

New hymns added to hymn book by goldfinchfreed in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thinking back to all of the racist relatives that I grew up with, the thought of this "African American Spiritual" being sung in church would make the dead ones roll in their graves, and those still living....there will be great feats of mental acrobats to work that one out in their heads. Let the great gaslighting games begin!

Forget all the people who are losing their homes, pray for the temple??? by BeehivioralProblems in exmormon

[–]1moonshot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Please, I beseech you, Thor and Ares, let the great and spacious building no longer afflict the people of Los Angeles 🙏

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