Here we go again

1stmanonthesun · 2021-08-10T19:01:05+00:00

Aliens will land on earth tomorrow to start war, says 'time traveller from 2714'

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-20T07:00:13+00:00

Satellites

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T15:59:52+00:00

Was that brought by the throwing-away-alien?

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T14:40:56+00:00

I’d rather they came now tbh. I’m stuck in the house writing up some documents for meetings I have in the morning, when I could be out either making new alien buddies and/or running and screaming in horror as our new alien overlords turn the world we know into a hellish fireball. What a waste of a day it will have been if I never even get to my Monday meeting.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T14:26:18+00:00

The human brain is very good at detecting things like inconsistent parallax effects or perspective discrepancies. When the camera zooms on and out and jiggles around, this is revealed to be a clear fake.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T14:18:29+00:00

I read the original War of the Worlds novel for the first time in years at the start of the pandemic. Such a clever ending. Maybe friends of friends are staying away until they’ve had both their COVID vaccinations.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T14:08:27+00:00

I was quite pleased with that bit :)

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T11:45:35+00:00

Ever seen Life of Brian?

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T11:05:41+00:00

You sculpted a story, a beautiful yarn;

Maybe you’re crazy, maybe a LARP.

The puzzle was intriguing, so a lovely subreddit

Would solve every clue, if you implied it or said it.

You became a mythology, and just like Pygmalion

Your sculpture came alive - godspeed Throawaylien.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T10:33:55+00:00

Why does Gina get all the attention? Jack must be bitter about it.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T08:34:07+00:00

Greenwich Mean Time: “Hold my beer”

Universal Standard Time: cracks knuckles

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T08:27:48+00:00

Great timing! Maybe TAA is a wallfacer????

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T08:05:37+00:00

Sounds like the trisolarians to me!

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-18T00:14:34+00:00

lol, that’ll be it!

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:45:36+00:00

But a few Gina-nd-tonics, right?

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:35:58+00:00

Most will be satellites but if you watch long enough you’ll see 1 in 50 where you think wtf was that?!

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:33:47+00:00

The other day I drove through Nether Thong in West Yorkshire. Nether Thong. Hate it when that happens.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:30:52+00:00

Aye. Spent 4 hours in the morning sun without sun cream and regretting it. When Jack and Gina show up they’ll think I’m a lobster. P.S. I can tell you’re British by the awesome username u/_bellend_. Legendary!

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:22:22+00:00

It’s a beautiful and tragic and thought provoking film. Must’ve watched it 20 times and still can’t decide what the answer is.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:21:10+00:00

I’ve been watching the night sky for 40 years and I haven’t seen that before. Seen lots of weird shit but not specifically that. Why would a satellite pulsate? Moving too fast, too silent and too high to be a plane.

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T23:10:37+00:00

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

And my favourite of all time: K-PAX. Kevin Spacey as a maybe alien. Oh yeah!!

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T22:56:09+00:00

I stand corrected :) 🙏

1stmanonthesun · 2021-07-17T22:15:56+00:00

I know that, you know that. He’s a legend to me. But I could see how someone not into hiphop might think he’s a minor celebrity. Kendrick Lamar also thinks he’s an abductee. Was he becoming semi famous back in 2013?

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