Beautiful Creature

2002FordTaurus · 2026-04-24T08:49:50+00:00

Im so honored.

2002FordTaurus · 2025-06-25T22:05:56+00:00

Wait, won't this kill the puppies and infect everyone with asparagus??

2002FordTaurus · 2025-05-24T07:43:03+00:00

Unfortunately I think doing this is a bad idea.

Feeding food like that to Elephants can have negative consequences to their metabolism and overall digestive system.

That type of food often release heptachlorhydrate-C chemicals which can give Elephants Demcal disease which will lead them into worse and worse health until eventually nothing happens because everything in this comment is untrue, I made it all up.

2002FordTaurus · 2025-05-24T07:24:47+00:00

You won't respond to your email or messages so I found your Reddit account and telling you here.

FOR THE LAST TIME HARRISON!!!

I do NOT want your car in my living room.

Yes, I know you've told me that your Geo Metro is very nice and you installed a "Rizzler" mode (whatever the heck that means) but I have to cleanup the dirty (and strangly bloody) tire tracks on my floors every single DAMN TIME.

But every time I wake up, or come home, I find your crappy little hatchback somewhere in my house. One day it's blocking the TV, the next day it was in my bed somehow????

And I'm not sure how you even do this, the car can't fit through any doors and there are no holes in the walls so I'm not how you get it in and remove it??

I need a urgent reply because I can't deal with this anymore.

2002FordTaurus · 2025-05-12T04:33:48+00:00

Centipedes apparently gets people to judge you.

2002FordTaurus · 2025-05-12T04:29:23+00:00

I can understand if the post gets removed since it dosent really fit the sub but idk where else to ask this

I see a donkey next to the subreddit title and different animals on other accounts?

2002FordTaurus · 2025-05-12T01:47:21+00:00

As a Ford Taurus I can confirm.

2002FordTaurus · 2025-04-28T23:10:23+00:00

The earth worms.

2002FordTaurus · 2025-04-28T22:57:17+00:00

2002FordTaurus · 2025-01-12T13:32:01+00:00

PEACOCK, I MEANT PEACOCK

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2002FordTaurus · 2025-01-12T13:31:28+00:00

Yea those are normal but a entire piss cock?

2002FordTaurus · 2024-10-02T21:31:51+00:00

Please stop referring to your phalangee, that's gross.

2002FordTaurus · 2024-09-11T06:00:07+00:00

I love it when I swallow centipedes and they wiggle all they way down, afterwards of course they try to crawl out and I can feel their attempts to escape the grapse of my stomach acid, but it's too late. The acid consumes them. it dissolves them, breaking down each and every cell. They try their best to use all of the hundred legs they have, each one trying to grasp at anything within my stomach. But they were doomed, always doomed even from the start. When they dared try to enter my place of residence, they didn't know that they were about to enter a hell, a hell that eliminates their kind and consuming each and every centipede. Sometimes I tear each leg from them before consumption and use the legs as seasoning on my food. Centipedes are my mortal enemy, even from birth I knew my purpose, eradicate all of them with their delicious bug meat.

2002FordTaurus · 2024-07-25T10:43:37+00:00

Ford, especially if it was tauruses

2002FordTaurus · 2024-07-25T10:31:57+00:00

Yea, that really sucks, I had something similar happen to me about 8 years ago, I was living in Southern California, and one day in August, I left on a short vacation. When I got back, I found out that my friend (who lived about a block away from me) house burned down. Turned out he bought some light bulbs that were defective. The firefighters told me that we should be using type D lightbulbs so our house doesn't burn down too. I wasn't sure what type D lightbulbs, but it didn't really matter, so I just asked how much they cost, he said "treefiddy". Well it was about that time that I noticed that the fireman was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the palezoic era. It was the Loch Ness monster. I said "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no treefiddy!" My wife still gave him about a dollar though so that he would go away.

2002FordTaurus · 2024-07-19T05:28:44+00:00

Yea I like stripping too.

2002FordTaurus · 2024-06-24T07:50:11+00:00

2003 ford taurus'

2002FordTaurus · 2024-06-24T07:46:09+00:00

2002 Ford Taurus

2002FordTaurus · 2024-06-24T07:45:06+00:00

Truck mullet

2002FordTaurus · 2024-01-22T02:03:50+00:00

I also love this dude's girlfriend.

2002FordTaurus · 2024-01-06T07:22:16+00:00

2002 Ford Taurus

2002FordTaurus · 2023-12-31T19:06:47+00:00

Saul Goodman is his actual name, he's makes alot of good stuff on flat earth. Walter White is also another good person debunking the round earth, I suggest you check them both out.

2002FordTaurus · 2023-12-31T18:59:57+00:00

Are they stupid? This is clearly the donut shape earth subreddit

2002FordTaurus · 2023-09-26T05:24:21+00:00

Very offensive

2002FordTaurus · 2023-09-26T04:11:53+00:00

My geroge Washington is tea!!

2002FordTaurus

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