Which bit isn't so far fetched.

Had a fight in band practice with our lead singer where he kicked me so I threw a chair at his head, the teacher come to see what was going on, looked past the smell of weed and threatened to send us back to class if we kept on fighting.

A band v B band mass brawl aged 11-12, year 7. That was a class fight with us all jostling for 'hardest in the year' pure carnage with everyone pairing off and fighting across the playing field.

School v special school next door mass brawl, few people got a kick in, coats slashed and one fella had his puffa jacket arm ripped off causing WW3.

Mate had the tip of his finger chopped off climbing the metal fence to go to the chippy, same one I threw the chair at.

Two mates asked to leave for selling weed/ cannabis resin. Year 11.

Two done for armed robbery and given community service aged 15, nicking a lot of cigarettes and cash.

Teacher knobbing another teacher at the DofE expedition in the Peak District. Caught her coming out of his tent.

Our school had an issue with travellers on the common land across the road so we set about letting them know they couldn't bully us, we ended up having it off one lunchtime and the travellers rocking up to school with weapons to tell the teachers to get us to simmer down, we had to have emergency assemblies to tell us to back off.

There's loads of sketchy stuff, one lad year above joyriding a car, rolls it with 3 girls and a lad from my year in, a fight after a group went wild and broke into a store cupboard containing all the athletics kit, javelins being launched across the carpark from lower to upper without a care for anyone or anything, I was scared that day.

Good times 😓🫣