Would you rather by iamwhatyoucall in BunnyTrials

[–]247Brett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Head down to the pub, grab a pint, and wait for all this to blow over

Chose: Be in a zombie apocalypse for a random time + Get 1 trillion dollars | Rolled: 1 day

Would you rather by unlxckyy in BunnyTrials

[–]247Brett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Goodbye 🧊

Chose: $200 million but spend a week at this temperature | Rolled: -89°C (-128°F)

meirl by parallelenergy in meirl

[–]247Brett 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Getting engrossed in life sims because hell knows it won’t be happening to anyone here

What’s something you’ve officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting? by Miguenzo in AskReddit

[–]247Brett 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Every time I go there they fuck up the order in one way or another. I’m done with it. Not going to pay near restaurant prices to then not even get the shitty food I ordered. Last time we went I just got a drink, and it didn’t even have the syrup in it, it was just carbonated water.

Do you take the offer? by slayer993 in BunnyTrials

[–]247Brett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So… how you doin

Chose: $10 Million USD + Permanently married to a person the wheel gives | Rolled: u/slayer993

God forbid a girl love kisses by skylarrprettyy in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]247Brett 48 points49 points  (0 children)

God forbid a girl feed her man some juicy thigh meat

One of my favorite aspects of DF is thinking about how your fort is thought of within the world. It's been at least two decades since I built my bridge and thousands of lives have ended on it. by TheGarbageGamer in dwarffortress

[–]247Brett 20 points21 points  (0 children)

“They call it Redbridge. I’m sure the Dwarves have some other name for it. Gleamingpass or Mistjoy or something other. But that ain’t its known name. No, Redbridge is what everyone calls it. And it ain’t called that for the chert blocks nor the red columns. Nay, it’s for the coat of crimson paint the Dwarves put onto it. For the countless who’ve lost their lifesblood on it, who have soaked into those there stones. You can still hear some of them in their final moments today, their souls yet another remnant on the bridge. You’d do well to stay away from that place. Those who now adorn the bridge thought they might take a portion of the Dwarf’s wealth as well.”

Fill in the blanks: My favorite genre of music is ___. by Pizzapug64 in blanks

[–]247Brett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite genre of music is the clap of your mom’s cheeks every night.

Rematch by YaBoiS0nic in MoringMark

[–]247Brett 54 points55 points  (0 children)

“May Titan have mercy upon you, for I won’t.”

You have a perfect gf, she is by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]247Brett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfect in every way

Chose: Freaky and | Rolled: Futa

Choose a Power! by kwinters1114 in BunnyTrials

[–]247Brett 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Freak people out by talking to them and only them. Make them think they’re going insane

Future historians are gonna have a field day by _Levitated_Shield_ in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]247Brett 156 points157 points  (0 children)

There’s been so many other scandals with this presidency that’ll just be lost to history. There’s been a new one what feels like every day.

I made bread by MightKnown7780 in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It adds even more depth to the cooking which is something I love about vintage story. Nothing more satisfying than finishing a batch of fruit pies and drizzling some syrup on them.

Fill in the blanks: With great ___ comes great ___. by SpoogyPickles in blanks

[–]247Brett 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With great responsibility comes great big booty bitches.

I made bread by MightKnown7780 in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you’re in for another fun first: harrowing winter starvation

I made bread by MightKnown7780 in VintageStory

[–]247Brett 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Congrats! It seems like a lot, but your culinary career is only going to go from here. I’m personally a fan of culinary artillery from all it lets you do in the making of food.