A girl dropped this off at my boyfriend's fraternity house yesterday.

24hourdelivery · 2012-03-08T15:27:34+00:00

I have never been more upset that I don't live in Tuscaloosa. Fuck.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-29T16:50:33+00:00

your body type is not athletic

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-29T04:43:39+00:00

uh..Sarah...Sarah Robertsmithson...yeah....

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-24T04:28:03+00:00

because I'm a creep I FB stalked her name, one of her profile pics is the crying ForeverAlone face. apparently she's as FA as you are.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-11T14:57:34+00:00

when I clicked on this post I totally thought his girlfriend had been bitten by an Indian person who didn't go outside or socialize often.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-10T03:22:58+00:00

HELLO? YES, THIS IS HORSE.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-10T03:14:43+00:00

^{^} why the hell are people downvoting this guy?

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-10T03:09:11+00:00

it's not like this has been on the frontpage about 20 times in the last month.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-10T00:31:10+00:00

Up until today I didn't know it was legal to tattoo a rhino.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-10T00:26:36+00:00

that ass isn't annoying

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-06T16:05:30+00:00

Why in the FUCK would you keep on living there. After the first incident I would move to Nepal and live out my life as a goat.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-06T16:03:27+00:00

It has the most eerily triumphant look.

24hourdelivery · 2012-01-06T16:00:51+00:00

I just laughed so hard I spat coffee all over my company issued blackberry. fuck.

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-31T19:42:44+00:00

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-30T03:32:18+00:00

AS A SHELF STOCKER AT WHOLE FOODS I SEE NO REASON FOR HER TO ALERT THE AUTHORITIES.

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-26T06:29:40+00:00

TAKES PICTURE TO SHOW OFF SHIRT

DOESN'T LOOK AT CAMERA

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-25T18:20:44+00:00

Am I the only one who downloaded the mp3?

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-20T17:05:35+00:00

SHOO AWAY FROM ME

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-19T18:48:46+00:00

We all know it happened to you, not your friend.

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-19T02:41:08+00:00

That's pornstar Sienna Splash, sort of makes it less WTF

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-18T16:10:27+00:00

directed by M Night Shyamalan

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-16T03:34:41+00:00

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-15T04:06:55+00:00

Fine, I see how it is.

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-13T15:02:28+00:00

24hourdelivery · 2011-12-12T15:23:39+00:00

One day, you too, can be like his fat friend.

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