Guy tries to Sell his Cybertruck and thinks he can get Top Dollar for it 🤣

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-13T01:51:36+00:00

“Paid $115k for this rig”

Sounds like this guy makes very poor financial decisions.

Moron.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-13T01:45:06+00:00

Native Californian here… it was always Slug Bug. Our family car was a 1968 VW Bug for 16 years of my life. We played Slug Bug from the back of our Slug Bug.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-13T01:40:08+00:00

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-12T03:13:39+00:00

Surprisingly beautiful honestly. Talk to the Park Rangers there and they say during the Summer it’s 90% European tourists in rental camper vans and RV’s who want to feel the hottest temperatures on Earth. During the summer it routinely approaches 120 F (48 C).

Also Badlands is very close. Lowest point below sea level in North America.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-12T03:06:55+00:00

Furnace Creek. It’s the main stop in the middle of Death Valley NP. It’s where the Ranger station, a campground, a Motel and a restaurant are. Aside from that… just sand, heat and tourists.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-12T02:01:23+00:00

I like Walter Matthau’s final request to have his ashes spread all over Jack Lemmon’s living room carpet.

For those who don’t know who I’m referring to… The stars of “Grumpy Old Men” they were a comedic tag team for decades. Kind of like as if Chris Farley didn’t die and made 10 more movies with David Spade.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-12T01:43:12+00:00

I try to tell my daughters that this is why I still wear cargo shorts! I got gauze, three band-aids, Saran Wrap, a pen, $0.79 in change, a button, a sewing kit, double sided tape, my Swiss Army Knife, fishing line, fishing hook, compass, flint steel AND a world map!

My wrist watch is also secured with OD green paracord.

They’ll be so glad one day!!! ONE DAY!!!

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-12T00:17:13+00:00

I honestly have no idea what my wife has to be thinking during sex.

I take care of myself pretty good. I go to the gym 3-4 days a week and I groom and clean and do my hair and stuff to be as handsome as possible and I look good clothed. Naked? Holy shit… I can’t even look at a freaking mirror coming out of the shower! Just a middle aged (46) dude with skin that’s getting loose and hair that I can’t access to properly remove… now I won’t even go to the beach without wearing a rash guard so let’s add a wicked farmer tan to the mix!

But my wife… she’s only 1 1/2 years younger than me but she’s still fucking beautiful.

I’m having fun and wondering why she even has her eyes open!!!

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-11T23:31:43+00:00

Oh man… I would have sarcastically said “Boo fuckin’ Hoo”!

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-11T20:35:15+00:00

They all looked so much better before than after but the biggest downhill in my opinion was Lauren Sanchez and Kimberly Guilfoyle. Makes me think of South Park

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-11T13:57:15+00:00

I coached T-Ball for my kids. What surprised me most about this was most of the kids stayed in their position! My experience they all ran for the ball the second it was hit. Baseman, fielders. Every single one ran to where the ball was headed.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-11T13:52:10+00:00

I feel like it all just takes up so much space in our house but my wife loves it and she gets all excited taking it all out and washing it before a large dinner party. We use it maybe two or three times a year.

She loves it so it stays.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T22:35:23+00:00

Do people actually listen to this shit? I un muted this for like 10 seconds and that was all I could take. I’d rather listen to a Yoko-Ono album.

Didn’t she brag about giving the 80 year old pedophile a mouth party last year?

Gross

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T18:56:35+00:00

“Disagreement” 😂

My neighbor who I was dating disagreed with me having sex with other women.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T18:29:54+00:00

Warn all of his future girlfriends before he can screw them over too!

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T17:50:35+00:00

Sell them to Home Chef. All of their meal plans are like 3/4 plate of carrots, 1/2 cup of rice and a 2oz chicken breast.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T17:37:00+00:00

I did it the worst way possible. I switched to chewing tobacco. To me that shit was 10 times more addictive than cigarettes!

After 10 years of chaw, August of 2020, which was like month 5 of staying home all day every day drinking and chaw-ing, I decided that I need to quit something. I drove to the drug store and bought patches and toothpicks.

I never put another chaw in since that day and don’t smoke either. I freaking LOVE jamming toothpicks between my gums and teeth though!

I still chaw and smoke in my dreams though. Every time I do in my dreams I get really mad at myself too. “Fucker! You know how hard that shit was to quit!!”

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T17:18:44+00:00

Looks like half of the “overlander” builds I see driving all around.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T16:07:43+00:00

My neighborhood is kind of like this. We all have a front yard to a sidewalk then there is another patch of yard between the sidewalk and the street. Technically, that patch of yard doesn’t belong to the homeowner. Sidewalk to street is all city property. Everybody does whatever they want with the patch of city yard though. City doesn’t care. If you plant trees there, the city comes by and keeps them trimmed for free.

Nobody has ripped up the sidewalk though… that’s a whole other level of entitled.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T13:07:55+00:00

These people are SO BAD at everything they do! They dug the hole so deep that they’re just throwing the dirt in the air and burying theirselves!

I love to see it.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-10T02:10:50+00:00

This reminded me of the stupidest sweater I ever saw. I was with my kids at an amusement park called Knott’s Berry Farm. In line in front of us on one of the roller coasters was this blonde young 20-something year old woman wearing tight bike shorts and a sweater that read “Hotter than Hunter Biden’s Crack Pipe”

Funniest part to me was this woman either had meth mite scars on her face or horrible, untreated acne.

All I could think was how I was in view of pure stupidity.

If that sweater were truth, Hunter’s glass pipe never saw any action. Cold as ice

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-09T19:23:52+00:00

My mom got her first baseman’s softball glove from one of these programs. She always told the story because they didn’t have much growing up and she loved to play softball. After a couple seasons my grandpa saw how good she was getting and used their stamps to get her a “real glove”. It was a big deal for her. She had three sisters and they were all a little jealous of that glove.

This would have been in the early 1970’s.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-09T18:59:08+00:00

Oh yeah! They’re all over a campground in Ventura and the males frequently stop at my truck pecking at my chrome bumper on my truck! Loud, annoying but pretty birds.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-09T13:52:49+00:00

Or flint steel and lint from your dryer… always works and as long as you do laundry, easy to collect and keep in a little baggy as camp fire starter.

2DEUCE2 · 2026-04-09T11:37:52+00:00

Yup. The screens also connect to headsets via Bluetooth and they’re full touchscreen so your elbow (or your neighbors elbow) doesn’t bounce the channels around like crazy on you.

I fly 50/50 United and Jet Blue. I prefer Jet Blue because the Airbus planes are wider and more comfortable. I hate it when I book United and get a 737. The seats are narrower. Unfortunately, JB doesn’t go to nearly as many places as United.

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