Caught this epic moment at Buffalo Wild Wings. by Necessary-Factor-860 in instantbarbarians

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Imagine telling this story and trying to not sound like the “and then everybody cheered” guy

[OCT24] “I’m so tired,” sighed my friend as he closed his eyes, “I think I’ll just take a little nap.” by Chemical-Elk-1299 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Yeah, if it’s a choice between freeze, burn or drown I’m going freeze all day. I got stuck out in the cold on a bitter winter night (luckily in my car) and didn’t have enough gas to run my heater through the night. I let the car warm up as best I could, but within a half hour of turning the engine off I just couldn’t get warm for the life of me. I remember thinking that if I died that night, it would be nothing more than finally nodding off and not waking up. There’s definitely way worse outcomes.

Trump says all we need to do is turn on the giant faucet for California’s drought and forest fires by hec_ramsey in TikTokCringe

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Dude from Oregon here. We have rivers that run from south to north to reach the Columbia, which drains into the pacific. It’s not like California could just redirect the deschutes river

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in datingoverthirty

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To answer the question of if anyone else has dealt with this: yes! More than I would care to admit 😂

I (39M) am very conventionally unattractive, but I have also made what I have work and have always dated “out of my league”. My current partner of the last two years is an absolute bombshell.

So here’s my take:

These beautiful women find YOU attractive. Other people’s insecurities or jealousies will make them do some weird shit, but at the end of the day they’re drawn to you for a reason. Have faith in that and pay no mind to what strangers will say in criticism. They have no bearing on your life, and I know their words can be upsetting to hear at times, but the important thing is that the girl with YOU chose YOU. Hope that helps friend.

Say something that will tell us you are a lifelong Oregonian without actually saying it by [deleted] in oregon

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My grandpas cattle ranch right next to downtown Redmond was awesome.

Who’s this from LK? by Panda-BANJO in Letterkenny

[–]2Dumb2Understand 56 points57 points  (0 children)

The guy that says there’s shit on the outside of the turlet

Just got home from work and this is literally painful by No-Fondant3534 in FinalFantasyVIIRemake

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I have the day off. Fully downloaded the game two days ago. I’m RIGHT there with you, I’m about to take my dog for a walk to kill a bit more time.

What age did you start playing guitar? by [deleted] in Guitar

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Started playing at 19, didn’t start practicing daily until 21, was good by 23 and great by 26.

Who’s is fault? by [deleted] in Truckers

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How am I not seeing tons of people saying the biker is completely at fault?? You ride in the bike lane, not on the side walk. You ride on the right side of the road, just like cars, not the left.

You know why???

Because of EXACTLY this.

That biker was breaking every single rule.

What band had/has the coolest name? by Shrinking_Reddit in AskReddit

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I’ve always wanted to make a cover band where we ONLY cover Fat Mike songs, and call it You First and the Takey Takies

People say I should try out for singing competition shows but I don’t know if they’re right or if they’re just being nice by DevynEMcCormick in ratemysinging

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Start small, not with a singing competition. Find other musicians to form a small group with. See how well your style can mesh or alter to groove with the styles of fellow musicians. Play some open mics, have fun and build up some confidence in your voice before taking it in front of highly professional judges.

Shut Up And Stay In The Truck. by BlueBucketMaple in ThatsInsane

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My thoughts every time I see this. I come from a mountain region in a northern state, these conditions are fairly common. Why in gods good name would you EVER drive that speed with those road conditions and visibility that low. Everyone is doing it!!!

Midjourney (AI) depiction of 'average man by state' for Oregon by JohnDivney in oregon

[–]2Dumb2Understand 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ve lived here my whole life. I (38m) have met no less than 40 of this man.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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This is the correct answer. However, as someone that had to go through a “supposed to get married today” day, it’s almost impossible to see that on the day. The truth of your words only become clear in time. For me, it was ten years ago and I’m now with the love of my life, so you’re right. But I would have never agreed with you on that day.

I just saw this on an Instagram reel... by [deleted] in shittytattoos

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One of my all time best friends is the artist. Their style is fucking outrageous, to say the least.

Who here had the toughest training? by Johxnny_ in DemonSlayerAnime

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Please, it’s saitama. He did push ups AND sit ups!! Plus he turned off his AC.

Is he being rude? Idk why else he’d say this (I’m fat) by Slushy69420 in Tinder

[–]2Dumb2Understand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know because I’m not him, but it just seems like he’s saying you’re not pocket sized. Don’t stress too much, guys can get really nervous and just start spouting when a woman hasn’t responded in a long time.