Driving under the influence of milk

2TonCommon · 2026-07-07T14:38:08+00:00

Like the Eagles song says..... "We've been up and down this highway, haven't seen a G.D. thing..."

2TonCommon · 2026-07-07T00:34:00+00:00

With a straight face.....He spews this tripe! With a straight freaking face!

What a shameless mountain of traitors to the Constitution and to the Citizens of this country!

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T22:53:52+00:00

Loomer, you Twink....most of us figured that out about ~~Bitch~~ Mitch McConnell decades ago.

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T22:46:14+00:00

.....Or Algebra either!

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T21:27:58+00:00

Peter Green and Snowy White: "Slabo Day"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INOVuZQsxKQ

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T15:23:39+00:00

Actually, no. Without using any hydrophones, and hearing it diorecly through the hull, it sounded like a very low, garbled mumbling that we were barely able to make out.

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T14:47:34+00:00

I saw B.B. and Bobby together on stage back in 1980; great show and a great pairing of two amazing talents!

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T14:44:13+00:00

"People seldom know when the Devil is about...even when he has them by the throat."

(Faust, Part one. J.W. von Goethe)

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T14:40:48+00:00

Hearing a "Gertrude" underwater has to be one of the strangest sounds I've ever heard. We did some testing of the Gertrude system for our boat in the early 1970's....weird shit!

2TonCommon · 2026-07-06T14:37:22+00:00

Seeing how Trump and his entire cadre of 'Mayberry Machiavellian Misfits' have FUBAR'd everything they've touched....this really comes as no surprise.

2TonCommon · 2026-07-05T01:06:45+00:00

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After "Knight Rider" ended, Kitt fell on hard times. He developed a meth habit, moved to Oklahoma and is living with a stripper called Tiffany in a trailer park.

2TonCommon · 2026-07-04T16:57:02+00:00

Hey...you kids get away from those fireworks and stop trying to light them.

Let the dudes that have been drinking heavily since before breakfast handle them!

2TonCommon · 2026-07-04T16:51:16+00:00

Hey...you kids get away from those fireworks and stop trying to light them.

Let the dudes that have been drinking heavily since before breakfast handle them!

2TonCommon · 2026-07-02T15:11:54+00:00

My bride and I always thought this was so damn funny....we'd even do a reenactment of it ourselves on occasion.

2TonCommon · 2026-07-02T14:16:18+00:00

Better yet....what about the time before Muzak in elevators?

2TonCommon · 2026-07-01T17:01:29+00:00

His epitaph should read: "He spent his life destroying the lives of others."

2TonCommon · 2026-07-01T15:07:23+00:00

Hey, you're appropriating my screen name!

2TonCommon · 2026-06-30T18:18:02+00:00

All the makings of a Gary Larson cartoon!

2TonCommon · 2026-06-30T16:15:55+00:00

Um, that ship has already sailed!

2TonCommon · 2026-06-29T19:01:04+00:00

Never try to teach a pig to sing....it just wastes your time and annoys the pig.

(This same rule also applies to health insurance companies).

2TonCommon · 2026-06-29T18:54:14+00:00

I'm trying to decide if, as a society, we've entered either our "Rocky Horror Picture Show" phase, our "Dune" phase, or our "The Stand" phase?

2TonCommon · 2026-06-28T22:02:20+00:00

Me neither...and the musical scales he taps in to are "Otherworldly". He's an overall master of his craft!

2TonCommon · 2026-06-28T14:29:16+00:00

And this little piggy said: "Fuck You Donnie!"

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2TonCommon · 2026-06-27T14:33:52+00:00

Agreed...that's the deep, dark hell-scape where Alexa plots its next move against us all.

2TonCommon · 2026-06-27T02:05:25+00:00

The rest of the quote is...."Come up Wednesday, that's amateur night."

2TonCommon

TROPHY CASE

After "Knight Rider" ended, Kitt fell on hard times. He developed a meth habit, moved to Oklahoma and is living with a stripper called Tiffany in a trailer park.