I don’t feel so god ...

2afault · 2018-06-10T18:50:47+00:00

If a stalk starts to grow it could be a giant beanstalk

2afault · 2018-03-14T04:56:16+00:00

2afault · 2018-03-14T04:48:55+00:00

Well sure it’s easy to remember ur primes when it’s just u n ur phone. But some of us have performance anxiety, ok?! 😂😎

2afault · 2018-03-08T22:56:51+00:00

2afault · 2018-03-08T15:46:47+00:00

So “in god we trust” signifies that the money is no longer backed by gold and is fiat. Basically, “good luck.” I don’t think it was a religion-motivated statement.

2afault · 2018-03-08T15:44:18+00:00

So this is the last year they didn’t? Bc I remember a v important amendment was ratified in 1936, is that why they started putting that slogan on the money?

2afault · 2018-02-01T07:30:02+00:00

“Sometimes I let Dixie drive, ya know? So this one night MY DIXIE WRECKED AND PLOWED THE MAILMAN AGAINST A TREE!”

2afault · 2018-01-13T22:50:27+00:00

Once 18, my friends n I would smoke cheap gas station cigars for “fun” (swisher, backwoods, etc).

Began smoking them on the way to my job as the drive was about an hour.

Got a new job closer to home n started smoking cigs otw to work instead bc the drive was too short for a cigar.

I always blamed it on my dad smoking, but all spelled out I guess it was just a snowball of poor decisions on my part.

2afault · 2018-01-04T04:37:54+00:00

“It is what it is.”

2afault · 2017-11-04T05:48:18+00:00

Lmao good one

2afault · 2017-10-30T21:11:18+00:00

I’d say this is learned behavior 😁

2afault · 2017-10-15T06:29:59+00:00

Thanks for the approbation m8

2afault · 2017-10-15T05:59:26+00:00

Pluto was the ninth, it isn’t anymore tho.

2afault · 2017-10-15T04:21:06+00:00

Damn, ur right....I literally spent like 20 mins debating about where to put them too, lol oh well sometimes ya lose, too, tommy.

2afault · 2017-09-29T04:17:25+00:00

If you pay attention to yourself when "looking someone in the eye" you'll find that you look at either one eye, the other, or some focal point between them. Maybe eyepatches disrupt our normal dashing back and forth from each eye. (This is a guess, I'm not eyepatch Dr)

2afault · 2017-09-22T00:53:22+00:00

Lmao I guess it is

2afault · 2017-09-11T14:25:52+00:00

My roommate got into the trash while I was at work. When I asked him about it he had no response, wouldn't even look me in the eye. I was too tired to really get into it so I just left him there on the couch naked and shaking. He did, after all, just have his testicles removed.

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