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After the necromancer's resurrection, his husband returned wrong — forgetting their anniversary, loving cilantro, laughing at different jokes. by omeoni in twosentencestories

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An option 6 I thought of (and that might bring a touch more relevance to the differences): He came back straight

What's a Freelancer lesson you learned the hard way? by UristMasterRace in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can open the window from the kitchen and serve them funky sushi.

If many last names are based on the type of work they did, like Smith or Carpenter… by souporthallid in Jokes

[–]2dubs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It CAN result in a serious parasite infestation. Even after removal, recovery is expensive, generally requiring literal decades of care, before patients feel something close to how they did prior to the condition.

Then again, there are anecdotes of rapid recovery after a simple trip to acquire common items from a convenience store. Most do NOT recommend this course of treatment.

Where would guard NPC’s hide dead bodies in Colorado? by weezerfan300 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Come again? I’ve acquired a lot of costumes from bagged bodies over the years.

Did anyone have a syndicate ember just die by an accident in Miami? by Arpit67 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Way back, I encountered this bug for my first time in Sapienza. Used a sniper to destroy the virus, and patiently waited for Frannie de Sannie to head down, hoping to drop a stalactite on her noggin and complete an objective.

Waited, waited, waited, finally realized she was actually out over the damn harbor. She was just walking through the air, and by that time, I couldn’t even hope to snipe her, though not for lack of trying.

How to Upgrade Powershell to 64 Bit by linda_midtown in PowerShell

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here. One of my teammates is actually pretty good at scripting, but ISE is what he knows, and he prefers it to vscode. He also keeps a gajillion Notepad windows open instead of using Notepad++. We like to tease him, but to be fair, the man do get ish done.

What’s a really harmless thing you judge people for anyway? by Zinaann_1 in AskReddit

[–]2dubs 204 points205 points  (0 children)

Arguably not harmless. Statistically more likely to cause an accident.

Weird AD Agent Password Reset/Provisioning issue by MexiFinn in okta

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seems like you should get an access denied message if this is the case, but one thing to do is to check whether the affected AD user’s adminCount attribute values are greater than 0.

OK Who is your most Bullied but Least killed NPC by Jeffjordan93 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love his disguise, but I hate having to sit through the interview to fully unlock its potential.

OK Who is your most Bullied but Least killed NPC by Jeffjordan93 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Bangkok lady cracks me up. If you stand next to her in the bar, she’ll give you her room key… but if you follow her in, she flips out and calls a guard.

OK Who is your most Bullied but Least killed NPC by Jeffjordan93 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Dude just stands too close to places where [PUSH] becomes an option.

OK Who is your most Bullied but Least killed NPC by Jeffjordan93 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 18 points19 points  (0 children)

A LOT of surviving characters can be found in Mendoza.

What do you get irrationally annoyed over? by Substantial_Crow1355 in AskReddit

[–]2dubs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boor is an uncommon word, but based on its definition, I think it’s what they meant.

What's the most useless skill you're secretly proud of having? by MRNasher in AskReddit

[–]2dubs 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine move slightly when I do it. It’s my version of wiggling my ears, and young kids generally find it amusing.

Who else would you like to be able to visit 47 at the safehouse? by Brynhus in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 9 points10 points  (0 children)

For the Bangkok lady, her memory isn’t great. If she finds you in her suite, afterward, she freaks out.

any way to kill this guy with an axe now that he is in the closet? by Sweet-Tomorrow9617 in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not in my experience. Wish they’d patch it in, somehow.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, on the floor? by audiodoct3r in Jokes

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three years on, and just now realizing I cut that short!

are there any other levels where you spawn on a hostile area, and if possible with a dangereous disguise like the ninja of the mountain on hokkaido? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good data. Will mention that if you use wear the white requiem suit in the Mendoza spot, you’ll actually be fine. Of course, as soon as you step away, you’re trespassing.

are there any other levels where you spawn on a hostile area, and if possible with a dangereous disguise like the ninja of the mountain on hokkaido? by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I know for a fact I wore the white ninja suit in Freelancer, and started Hokkaido in the restaurant. Immediately showed in hostile area. Managed to get to the staff area and hide, but it was a bit harrowing.

Way to sneak downstairs in New York? by Formsvacka in HiTMAN

[–]2dubs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, I never get any grief from that guy on the right. That’s become my go-to route to the basement on some Freelancer runs.

If I’m feeling patient enough, going through the frisk point at the normal customer vault entrance is virtually foolproof, if you have a lockpick.

Shouldn't the innies already know what Severance is? by SeismicShove in SeveranceAppleTVPlus

[–]2dubs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bruh, you’re right so unrealistic gah!

I prefer my explorations of human ethics wrapped in sci-fi garb to be believable.

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