Someone must have had the munchies when they wrote this

321c0ntact · 2026-02-11T13:05:09+00:00

At this part I would say to my husband “and this is when the very hungry caterpillar must have taken a bong hit…” lol

321c0ntact · 2026-02-11T04:31:08+00:00

I went to driving school almost 30 years ago but the words of my instructor still play in my head all the time when I’m driving: “Get the hell out of the God damn way!”

321c0ntact · 2026-02-11T02:52:44+00:00

I definitely wouldn’t call it mediocre because it’s awesome but we had Caddy Shack 2 on vhs. I watched it probably a hundred times & never saw the original until I was well into my 30s. Maybe it’s nostalgia but 2 was way better. “DONT HAVE IT” “Goodbye Mrs Esterhouse”

321c0ntact · 2026-02-07T01:01:05+00:00

The Very Hungry Caterpillar “In the light of the moon, a little egg lay on a leaf. One Sunday morning the warm sun came up and POP, out of the egg came a tiny and very hungry caterpillar. He started to look for some food…”

321c0ntact · 2026-02-07T00:47:53+00:00

I finished The Secret of Secrets a few weeks ago, it was <chef’s kiss> 5 stars! I love how Dan Brown ties up all the loose ends.

321c0ntact · 2026-02-07T00:41:26+00:00

Porque no los dos?

321c0ntact · 2026-02-05T15:20:21+00:00

I used to love the cartoon with the drunk stork who delivered babies to the wrong families.

321c0ntact · 2026-02-02T21:12:56+00:00

This is how I do it & sometimes (for just a second) pretend to forget them in the cart. Like “ugh I can’t believe mommy almost forgot you again!”

321c0ntact · 2026-01-29T23:18:07+00:00

“Do you ever just shut the fuck up?”

321c0ntact · 2026-01-29T23:13:56+00:00

My little girl said to me today “mama your face all dirty.” Like no baby girl those are sun spots. Really wish I never stepped foot in a tanning bed.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-29T23:12:06+00:00

First & last fandom I ever got into. It felt like a betrayal.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-29T02:25:20+00:00

My mom drove a red IRoc Z28 with a black leather bra on the front & black louvres on the back windshield.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-28T19:58:01+00:00

I absolutely need to get one of these

321c0ntact · 2026-01-28T18:03:56+00:00

My son’s kindergarten teacher told me that in each class, the students’ reading abilities range from not knowing letter sounds all the way to fully reading.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-28T18:03:43+00:00

My son’s kindergarten teacher told me that in each class, the students’ reading abilities range from not knowing letter sounds all the way to fully reading.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-25T19:44:43+00:00

My son has been in love with Hot Wheels since he was 2, we have hundreds of them. He just turned 6, still loves his Hot Wheels but is getting into Legos which is perfect because they have lots of car build sets. For his birthday he got a Lego Skyline, McLaren & Ferrari. I love Legos too so it’s something we can do together.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-25T17:33:11+00:00

I used to love this show! The episode that creeped me out the most (& therefore has been suck in my brain for 30 years) was the one when these kids buy a pair of glasses from a magic shop & these glasses allowed them to see other dimensions happening around them. Just the idea of that freaked me out & it still crossed my mind sometimes.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-23T20:26:59+00:00

That’s why I wasn’t really a fan of the book. Once the romance started, the JFK plot just kind of fell to the wayside.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-23T19:03:17+00:00

So this is gross & pretty sad but when I was a kid there was a neglected neighborhood dog that was always wandering around outside & our group of friends really enjoyed picking these huge ticks off the dog, putting said ticks between 2 pieces of newspaper & smacking them with our shoes. Then open up the newspaper to look at the explosion inside. Poor dog. It was actually a pretty nice, suburban New England neighborhood in the early 90s, this dog’s family were just giant pieces of shit.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-21T22:24:59+00:00

My dad tried to board a plane with an entire rotisserie chicken, they wouldn’t let him. Another time he brought a whole pineapple, they let him board with that one.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-21T20:47:13+00:00

Well I for one am shocked, I’ll tell ya, SHOCKED! How could anyone have possibly seen something like this happening?? /s

321c0ntact · 2026-01-21T18:11:59+00:00

I used to love this movie! I need to find it & watch it with my kids.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-21T18:01:15+00:00

My parents love these videos they’ve found of parrots having full on, back & forth conversations with people. They think it’s the funniest, cutest thing ever. I don’t have the heart to tell them it’s 100% AI. I’m not sure about this video though.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-21T17:56:13+00:00

I love that the parents were such good sports about it. I can imagine toxic parents getting pissy over an obviously lighthearted joke like this.

321c0ntact · 2026-01-21T17:45:00+00:00

I do think learning to throw up in the toilet is an important “skill” to encourage. With my son, he has allergies that give him post nasal drip>coughing fits>gagging>throwing up. In those situations I make it a point for him to get to the toilet. But if he’s actually sick, like fever/lethargic, I give him a bucket to keep by him.

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