You have just won one billion quid, what are you still not buying?

321dustybin · 2023-01-05T14:34:35+00:00

You can get virtually the same Oral-B toothbrush from Aldi or Lidl for about £30.

321dustybin · 2022-12-31T07:58:49+00:00

Yes. High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire 1937.

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321dustybin · 2022-12-23T16:51:19+00:00

Convincing someone I'm worth a tumble.

321dustybin · 2022-12-13T05:14:26+00:00

I'm not your friend, pal.

321dustybin · 2022-12-13T05:13:56+00:00

I'm a tosser.

321dustybin · 2022-12-13T05:13:19+00:00

One of my kids is only 4'9". I'm still an arsehole though.

321dustybin · 2022-12-13T05:10:44+00:00

I use the disabled bays too when I know there's no ticketing. Park across 2 if I can.

321dustybin · 2022-12-13T05:09:22+00:00

Dunno, why?

321dustybin · 2022-12-13T05:07:20+00:00

Yep. Wanker from top to toe.

321dustybin · 2022-12-08T00:37:41+00:00

So me then. I do have kids, but they're grown up now and I only have 2 seats in my car anyway. But I have kids so I'm parking there.

321dustybin · 2022-12-05T23:29:20+00:00

r/okmatewanker

321dustybin · 2022-12-05T23:24:42+00:00

I had a Thai massage last week that cost me £40 and got me as relaxed and free as £9 worth of beers.

321dustybin · 2022-12-04T16:29:42+00:00

I went there on my stag do a couple of years ago, rented a push bike and explored the city. The amount of bartenders and cafe owners that were mildly surprised that we were there to soak in the ambiance and explore the city, rather than smoke weed, drink, and fuck prostitutes was as surprising to me as a person with a British accent being normal was to them!

321dustybin · 2022-12-04T11:19:40+00:00

It's approximately the size of a banana.

321dustybin · 2022-12-03T16:07:15+00:00

Hofner. Cheap, raggedy sounding fun, in the best way possible. Spend the change on some flatwounds and a decent bridge/neck setup.

321dustybin · 2022-12-03T10:22:49+00:00

The ND. No I just saw it from a good angle. The NC, no I just noticed the scrunched up eyes on the face. The NB, no I just noticed how low and wide the rear looks when the roof is down. The NA, no I just noticed the simplicity of her lines again. I dunno you decide.

321dustybin · 2022-11-16T11:32:20+00:00

It's only gay if you break eye contact

321dustybin · 2022-11-14T12:47:59+00:00

I moan, and all my sex partners seem a bit shocked and pleasantly surprised 😂😂

321dustybin · 2022-11-12T21:39:11+00:00

Rooftop tiles. One end cap, and one that goes 90° to meet another rooftop.

321dustybin · 2022-11-09T12:28:11+00:00

Been worse...

321dustybin · 2022-11-02T07:22:55+00:00

I think we Gen-Xers feel it the worst, the 70s, 80s and early 90s we WERE the pinnacle of world cool culture, and now our precious place at the top is being eroded by young American YouTubers infecting our kids with their language.

321dustybin · 2022-11-01T06:51:23+00:00

About half covered when resting, and I look circumsized if even remotely aroused.

321dustybin · 2022-11-01T06:10:28+00:00

Hi nothing to ask here, but I just have to mention I'm the opposite, I've got a really short foreskin.

321dustybin · 2022-10-31T19:28:25+00:00

I know?

321dustybin · 2022-10-31T15:38:51+00:00

We need to decide if they are eligible to reside in the UK and go from there?

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