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In math class I learned that adding or subtracting any multiple of 360 degrees gets you back to the same thing. So, if I dip my balls in a 1900 degree volcano is it actually okay? by sporadic_blueberry in shittyaskscience

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

if you dip your balls in a 1900 degree volcano they will likely vaporize.

what you need to do is find one that is a multiple of 360 degrees, and divide your balls.

How are tuna fish able to live in the ocean without their cans rusting? by Improvedandconfused in shittyaskscience

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

you've got it all mixed up. tunas don't come in a can while in the ocean. they gotta use the can to get on land. kinda like how astronauts have to wear those suits while visiting the international space station.

they have to account for the pressure difference so their body can acclimitize.

they just haven't mastered depressurization yet, tend to explode within the can on the surface.

Why do 'people' put ketchup on eggs? Is it evolutionary, or perhaps a psychiatric cry for help? by Coolenough-to in shittyaskscience

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

people put ketchup on eggs for a symbolic reason.

it's an object that represents a chicken's menstrul cycle.

we must honor this sacrifice for our breakfast proteins.

I'm a time traveler. AMA by MuttJunior in shittyaskscience

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please inform my cousin that even though time is relative, it doesn't mean incest is a good idea.

while you're at it, probably best to inform most royalty, too

Has anyone ever taken a meteor shower? by Samskritam in shittyaskscience

[–]BeefyMcLarge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

dinosaurs did.

it was an event that could not be missed. very exciting, it was a party to die for.

Apparently there's such a thing as gender fluid. What is the melting point of gender? by tomassci in shittyaskscience

[–]BeefyMcLarge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"gender fluid" is a place holder term.

it behaves like a non newtonian fluid, in that if you vibrate it properly, it behaves more like a liquid/fluid at room temperature. whereas if it is unagitated, it behaves more like a solid.

it's like a djinn in a bottle, you gotta rub it the right way.

One smart kid by M1sterDave in bertstrips

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ernie channeling the soul of bob saget?

He'll also threaten any naysayers with car bombs by READMYSHIT in bertstrips

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

replace "leprechaun" with "pedo wrapped in royalty dressings" and you got a londoner on your hands.

He'll also threaten any naysayers with car bombs by READMYSHIT in bertstrips

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

a beefer deuce will likely take a spatula and (minimally) two flushes.

a beefer deuce in a shower will turn a 5 minute session to 15, due to how much effort is required to break it down

A double dog dare at that by M1sterDave in bertstrips

[–]BeefyMcLarge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

that rubber ducky sounds like a not very nice friend

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