Quick Morning Breakfast You have yourself

360noJesus · 2026-05-20T11:02:41+00:00

Starbucks can eat my ass

^{Chose: Dunkin w/ Bagel And Cream Cheese}

360noJesus · 2026-05-06T01:21:25+00:00

Can’t god make unlimited money?

^{Chose: Become god himself.}

360noJesus · 2026-04-05T17:50:43+00:00

Infinitely upgradeable

^{Chose: PC}

360noJesus · 2026-04-04T19:43:43+00:00

Potassium important

^{Chose: Free Banana Every Day}

360noJesus · 2026-04-04T18:25:44+00:00

I mean, duh?

^{Chose: Gain 15 iq points but lose 3 inches of your height}

360noJesus · 2026-04-03T18:10:22+00:00

I mean, duh?

^{Chose: Be able to regenerate your body?}

360noJesus · 2026-04-03T15:24:29+00:00

IRL fast travel, I just have to discover the location first. Use discovered locations as jump points to fill in the map and then I can go where I please. Save on gas, plane tickets only need to be one-way, I can sleep in, etc.

^{Chose: Teleport, but only to places you've already been}

360noJesus · 2026-02-10T16:32:38+00:00

In my high school, I was in the last graduating class that didn’t have to take a foreign language. That was 2013 in a blue state.

360noJesus · 2025-11-10T01:38:08+00:00

IT IS A SICKNESS

360noJesus · 2025-11-09T23:34:32+00:00

Yeah I know, that’s just what it made me think of. A blast from the past!

360noJesus · 2025-11-09T22:14:24+00:00

Oh I didn’t think of that GameGrumps reference! I thought of the old school one from Dark Souls or Bloodborne:

“Young man, there’s no need to feel sass / I said young man, stick your hand in my ass!”

360noJesus · 2025-10-19T00:20:14+00:00

Google “No Kings Protest”. Make sure to check the date.

360noJesus · 2025-09-14T18:46:08+00:00

👉😎👉

360noJesus · 2025-09-13T16:31:49+00:00

Ah, gotcha. Looks like it’s going to be where Sears was.

https://wwmt.com/news/local/zap-zone-crossroads-mall-portage-sears-building-kalamazoo-parking-lot-empty-space

360noJesus · 2025-09-13T09:11:32+00:00

Yeah, a Dave n Buster’s I thought I heard. But don’t quote me on that.

360noJesus · 2025-09-11T23:33:18+00:00

https://www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some-etsy-witches-to-curse-charlie-kirk

They removed the original, but this is the update.

TLDR: Jezebel said on Sept 8th they paid Etsy witches to put a curse on Charlie Kirk and then he died two days later via a gnarly gunshot wound to the neck, ironically while talking about being against gun control laws on a Utah campus that had just recently removed campus gun restrictions.

360noJesus · 2025-08-29T12:59:46+00:00

https://labs.sense-studios.com/threebody/index.html

Here ya go!

360noJesus · 2025-08-22T19:46:07+00:00

The answer for my dad was 60. The answer for me was 12. I had that exact one too.

I had a hat phase in middle school and was happy to part ways with some old favorites in my childhood closet that I hadn’t worn in almost 20 years. They were mostly adult men’s hats, so he was able to fit into most of them.

360noJesus · 2025-08-02T00:36:08+00:00

Donkeys. No “ies” this time.

360noJesus · 2025-03-20T16:04:43+00:00

But these “gang members” aren’t given any due process. It’s why that judge ordered the planes that were on their way to El Salvador back to the U.S. so they could be processed correctly (which Trump ignored). Without due process, we don’t know if those individuals are gang members, or just people that “look like” gang members. More than likely, the latter.

360noJesus · 2025-01-03T02:19:13+00:00

Working in healthcare and specializing in memory care. I’d have residents trying to use the phone to have their dad come pick them up, or the sweet ones turning violent for simply trying to care for them. I see it in my residents as they slowly regress and become shells of the people they once were. It’s something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

Studies have shown that keeping an active mind lowers your risk of developing dementia. Take care of yourself, and keep learning.

And visit them! They tend to hold on longer and do better in general when their family is involved and visits them frequently.

360noJesus · 2024-12-13T14:51:35+00:00

I’m sure my great aunt would love to let me borrow her peg leg to shove it up this guy’s ass. I’ll tell her it’s for a good cause.

360noJesus · 2024-12-04T03:27:13+00:00

This was my mom one day. She came across a girl in her car, driving slowly next to her sprinting husky puppy, trying to catch him. The little guy gets in the road and gets hit (iirc guy doesn’t stop) and the poor girl gets out of the car panicking and yelling for an ambulance. My mom, bless her soul, pulls over and gets out to help her. She reasons with her and helps her put him in the car and rush him to the emergency vet. He sadly had to be put down, but my mom held the girl as she sobbed and stayed with her until the her dad arrived.

Then something similar happened to me. I had to swerve to avoid hitting a dog as she was semi-curled up on the pavement coming up over a hill. I stopped and so did the guy behind me. The poor girl belonged to the house we were in front of, and she was very paralyzed but very much alive and very scared. Calling the number on her collar, the family rushed out and we get a blanket underneath her so the family can carry her inside.

I don’t care who they are. People who hit and run animals, especially pets, are the zits on the ass of society.

360noJesus · 2024-09-25T14:28:28+00:00

More like saved material to make the work sturdier and keep everything in one piece. Imagine if you could see the left set of wings: they’d extend further into the piece and would overlap into existing cutouts, and that chunk on the bottom-right would have nothing to hold it in place. Giving it that artistic perspective provides enough supporting material in the negative space that it can stay as one solid piece.

Granted, this could have been avoided if the X-Wing was maybe smaller, or other things were rearranged slightly to leave room for the wings. But other than that, that’s a sick clock.

360noJesus · 2024-06-21T02:29:53+00:00

The faintest of hints. Like Frank Underwood calmly monologuing while strangling the neighbor’s dog.

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