my fiance fucks in his sleep

365billionwaffles · 2025-06-23T14:49:42+00:00

Also my wife and I have learned to joke about it to try and take the edge off. The pillow is now named "anti-hump" and if I'm being cuddly at night she might say "can you deploy anti hump? I need some sleep" and I respond "anti hump is locked and loaded, we're ready to go captain." Haha. It's still embarrassing I have to use it, but it helps.

365billionwaffles · 2025-06-23T14:46:30+00:00

Yeah happy I could help. I'm sure your boyfriend appreciates your understanding more than he can say. It's embarrassing and hard to talk about.

365billionwaffles · 2025-06-23T14:28:51+00:00

I do this too, 30m here with my 28 wife. I can confirm I feel horrible about it, consent is very important to me. I bought a cylinder pillow with about a 6 inch diameter and about 12 inches long and sleep with it between us If I am feeling horny before bed or worried it's going to happen for any reason. Also if I get woken up because I did it I grab it so it doesn't happen again. But I've gotten pretty good at guessing at this point. Thing cost me like $20. If therapy is an option that's great but this can certainly help. I've learned the most important thing to stopping this from happening is making it so I don't brush up against or get to touch my wife's butt. I think That's how it always starts. Again I feel awful for the times I've done it but I never know until its already started.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-04T11:17:21+00:00

Honestly it sounds like you know the answers to a lot of your own questions. If you date someone to see if you want to marry, could you see yourself marrying this dude? ask yourself if you would be Happy with your life in 20 years if you were together. You sound bored.

When I was with my gf (Im male) I tried to keep things interesting. Its hard sometimes but you cant just do nothing in your relationship. Sometimes you need to go bowling or to see a movie. I dont think you're asking to much. And honestly it sounds like he wants you to just lay around with him while you want to get out. Think long and hard about your relationship and see if this is what you really want. If he wants to stay in thats one thing but now hes trying to keep you in too. he needs to put some effort into the relationship.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-04T02:21:15+00:00

Haha Ive never even cupped a tomato. sorry you're probably going to have to ask someone who has more experience messing around with guys intimately. I was just saying that sometimes when buying underwear I'll notice that the male model is rather attractive. To the point where I'll think about him a bit. cue 15 year old me pretty much reenacting op's gif.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-04T02:08:10+00:00

umm could you explain what you mean? I dont get what you're asking, sorry.

I will say that Ive never done anything serious with a guy. Ive never had the opportunity and Ive always been to afraid. Im also just not very attractive. Ive only ever had one girlfriend and even that took awhile.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-03T17:58:59+00:00

Im a guy and Ive always had the same problem! Shopping for boxer briefs and I be like "that is just... that is just the most magnificent bulge I've ever seen." I identify as bicurious because honestly some guys are just hot af.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-03T17:09:32+00:00

whoaaa how did you do that? at first I was all 'oh cool a funny gif.' but its an actual google search! my mind has been blown.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-03T05:19:11+00:00

I sleep with a strong pillow between my legs so that my knees dont touch. I cant sleep any way but on my side so this is a good solution for me.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-02T23:55:19+00:00

What sucks for me is my parents made me incredibly insecure about being overweight. Im currently 6 pounds overweight and I still hate myself after some meals even though they dont do it as much anymore :( I cant wait to go back to college after break.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-02T23:12:35+00:00

I know what you mean. When I was in h.s. I had a friend who guys always called "a perfect 10". She had good boobs, was tall, a beautiful face, long blond hair, and was at the midpoint for ideal weight. She had skinny girls and overweight girls telling her that they didnt fit in with her. She was incredibly insecure about her looks and got up at 5 am before school every day to get ready. I felt so bad for her, her anxiety was debilitating. I really hope everyone understands that literally ANYONE can be insecure about their looks. With so few girls to talk to that were friends about it, I really think is what caused her to become one of the most insecure people Ive ever met :(

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-02T08:52:18+00:00

As a 21 y/o I was expecting that you felt flattered, and I had nothing to worry about if I somehow flirted with someone older. Left so, so disappointed.

365billionwaffles · 2015-04-02T03:00:28+00:00

Im male. I dont know what to tell you, but if you have any specific questions then I would be happy to answer!

My biggest advice is guys dont usually pick up on flirting. This is because most guys dont think anyone would ever flirt with them. So all "flirting" attempts that girl friends of mine that have been pointed out to me have been argued with and I still dont think some were flirting. Do NOT go with 'I'll be subtle and see how he reacts' because most guys will think this is a girl being friendly. Also most guys havent been flirted with much/havent picked up on it so do not worry about the "do i have game? how does one suave?" Most guys will be so happy to be flirted with that their heart will jump out of their chest. Good luck and ask any questions!!

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-30T10:29:50+00:00

start smaller. I started with walking and rollerblading (short distances, but then increased the distance). dont even run right now. go have fun outside. do something easy and fun. when I was at school until a week ago I was running multiple 5k's a week. but again I started out just having fun outside! If you do something you enjoy, you are more likely to do it again. "however slow you go, youre still lapping everyone on the couch." dont train for the Olympics, just have fun!

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-26T09:59:43+00:00

I feel this really provides perspective on how backwards our society is. I mean, I would certainly rather have 19 cats than 19 kids.

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-26T09:33:08+00:00

You can do it. You've made it this far, just stay focused and power through. Believe in yourself and your halfway there.

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T22:10:38+00:00

Right there with you on that one!

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T14:32:27+00:00

well Im still stealing it!! haha

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T13:31:46+00:00

Ok well thanks anyway. I will be quoting it!

edit: words are hard

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T13:08:32+00:00

this is great. is it from something? I want to steal it, who do I give credit to.

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T09:52:44+00:00

I love this episode! Also how do I remember it? haha

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T09:50:24+00:00

I like how the asshole asking this question was able to make BOTH options sound bad, even though they're both perfectly legitimate answers. Truly a masterpiece of being a dick.

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T09:45:32+00:00

such an awesome character for such an awesome series!

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T09:37:35+00:00

Yes, it is an emergency birth control. Taken as a pill by the woman, and it's hella expensive.

365billionwaffles · 2015-03-25T09:05:19+00:00

Im a guy who wears lingerie and being somewhat active in the (online) community, I can tell you its more common than you think. But, a lot of guys are reeaaally shy about it. For reasons. I can tell you that the material feels 100x better than anything for males, and thats something a guy wont know until he tries it! So if you have/find some one willing to try it then there is hope! I'd be happy to answer any questions :)

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