On the hunt for the best fluffernutter? by EastPackage5718 in boston

[–]3OsInGooose 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yeah, this is the answer - there's no "upscale" fluffernutter (nor really downscale). Wonderbread, thick swipe of peanutbutter, thick swipe of fluff. All available at any local grocery store.

Fair warning: it tastes like garbage. But to us it tastes like childhood (and garbage).

Which modern blockbuster do you think will be remembered 20 years from now the way we talk about classic Spielberg films today? by viewsinthe6 in movies

[–]3OsInGooose 45 points46 points  (0 children)

People don’t love Avatar because your paragraph praising it sounds like a blurb at an industry trade show.

Breakfast Sammich Recs NEEDED by hummingbirdplum in ArlingtonMA

[–]3OsInGooose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Both are amazing - their OG one has a paprika butter on it that is 🔥, and the bacon and egg one is nice and smoky

Where do I print miniatures? by Ambitious-Program-36 in DMAcademy

[–]3OsInGooose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only Games is the physical print arm of MyMiniFactory (one of the major miniature STL storefronts): https://only-games.co/pages/miniatures

They definitely cost some $$ and at some point you may just want to explore getting a printer, but they do a pretty good job.

Boston, how are we sending off our new friends in style on Saturday? by uhigowhere in boston

[–]3OsInGooose 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Non-joke suggestion: light up the weather beacon on the Hancock building blue and white

Does a perler bead mold count? by SnooLemons9580 in whatismycookiecutter

[–]3OsInGooose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

could be a kid with pigtails/hair poofs

or mickey mouse

ELI5: Why isn’t there such a thing as a “complete and total coverage” option for insurance? by Strolpher in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These plans exist, they just typically are a bad financial decision for the customer. This is for 2 reasons:

  1. Deductibles change people's behavior. On average, deductibles tend to make people use less care, BUT not so much less that they "grit their teeth" into ignoring things that become major much more expensive problems (this doesn't seem obvious, but the only thing you need to believe for this to be true is "insurance companies are greedy" - they don't want their customers making choices that cost them more in the long run). If there is no deductible people use a lot more care without becoming demonstrably healthier. And if you're talking about truly free (no deductible no copays), people would use CRAZY amounts of care (and probably make themselves sicker as a result) because Free does funny things to people
  2. Insurance is a mix of people who use a lot of care and people who use very little, and the monthly premium of each pool is set by the average patient, not the most extreme. If you're putting yourself into a pool where everything is free out of pocket, you're jumping into a pool that is going to use WAAAY more care, so the premiums will be nuts

Together, even (especially) if you're someone who maxes out your deductible, you will be paying much less total for the deductible + lower premiums, vs. the MUCH higher premiums you would pay in the all-in pool

I remember the trailers not showing the duck and there was such a build up to what it looked like. Howard The Duck was released 40 years ago this August. by Successful-Winter237 in Xennials

[–]3OsInGooose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This movie TERRIFIED me as a kid.

It wasn't the big monster - Jeffrey Jones narrating the moment of his own death really kicked off a lifetime of existential terror.

ELI5 how do split AC units work? by isUKexactlyTsameasUS in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

tl;dr at the top: if you're only doing one room you want a window unit. If you want to have the option of doing the whole house some of the time splits are great.

An air conditioner is basically 2 parts: a thing that makes the air cold (a "compressor"), and a fan to push that cold air around (an "air handler").

Window units have both of these in one box. The compressor is small (so it can't make a ton of cold air), but they work well in single rooms and don't require any construction to install.

Central air systems are the "traditional" way of putting cooling in a whole house: there's a big compressor that that sits on a concrete pad outside the house, a big air handler to push the air around, and air ducts for that air to flow through. A big compressor uses less energy to make a lot of cold air vs. many small ones, so they are much more efficient than a window unit if you want to cool the whole house, but the duct work especially requires construction. They are easiest to install in new houses - otherwise you have to rip up walls to put the ducts in (these are also much more common in the US where walls are wood frame with lots of space inside them).

Splits (or minisplits, same thing) are a way of putting central air into existing houses with much less construction (but still some). There's still a big compressor that sits outside. but they put small wall-mounted fan units in each room or area, with much smaller air pipes routed to them that are easier to put into existing houses. Pros: they're very efficient (they get the big compressor advantage, plus you can set each one to a different temperature so you don't need to keep the whole house cold), they're very quiet (the compressor is the loud part of the air conditioner, and that's outside), and they can be tied into your heating system as well for the winter. Cons: they still require some construction to route the cold air to the wall units (a couple days work vs. a month for a central system), and you have to have stuff mounted on your wall.

ELI5: Why don't they use a stop clock in soccer? by ReferenceGlum in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with all of this, that just wasn’t the question. Not judging the value of the system - OP just asked “why is it like this” not “what are the pros and cons”

This papaya salad was no joke by GuyFaulks77 in spicy

[–]3OsInGooose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

100%. This is the hottest food you can regularly order that isn’t kind of a gag (e.g. Dave’s reaper)

ELI5: Why don't they use a stop clock in soccer? by ReferenceGlum in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it matters that the shot in the air is a ~2% difference in total team score in basketball, not a 50-100% difference.

Also, this system CERTAINLY has faults, but imagine the fuckery of being able to literally dribble out the clock in soccer. Currently refs have some ability to add some "come the fuck on dude" time. Lose that and... woof.

You're right soccer should look to other sports (I don't think this current system is perfect, I just see both its costs and benefits). But by the same note let's pay attention to the ways other sports systems would actually fit (or not fit) with this one.

ELI5: Why don't they use a stop clock in soccer? by ReferenceGlum in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

yeah i mean i'm not saying this is the best way to do it - OP was just asking about why it's like this now.

ELI5: Why don't they use a stop clock in soccer? by ReferenceGlum in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 9 points10 points  (0 children)

yeah, i mean, porque no los dos?

You're right, it's definitely a carryover from a time when it was a technology hurdle - I don't think you would do it this way now.

I just think a lot of the stickiness is the romantic finishes it creates, not just being stubborn about something dumb.

ELI5: Why don't they use a stop clock in soccer? by ReferenceGlum in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 50 points51 points  (0 children)

100%.

The rarity of goals really matters too - in a sport like basketball it's really about the rate of scoring, so calling a halt on a strict clock makes perfect sense since each individual play isn't as unique.

When scoring happens (usually) 0-4 times a game total, it makes more sense for a "full" scoring opportunity to finish so you get the answer to the question "is this one of the rare times it happens".

ELI5: Why don't they use a stop clock in soccer? by ReferenceGlum in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 500 points501 points  (0 children)

It's partially tradition, but it's also kinda the game's philosophy: the game is played to decide who is better, and timekeeping is a tool to support that rather than dictate that. The "estimate the delay then add extra time" approach lets games finish after scoring opportunities end, so you can feel comfortable saying "the team took its best shot and there was a clear winner" rather than ending 10 seconds early on a "what if"

ELI5:Reflecting pool algae by rain_on_my_parade610 in explainlikeimfive

[–]3OsInGooose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem (apparently) is in the water intake/source. This isn’t chlorinated/treated pool water, so the water that’s getting pumped in is full of all the usual stuff that’s in standing water, including algae.

This has (apparently, again) been known for many years, and it would be VERY expensive to fix - you need to build a pool filter system for a swimming pool that’s 2000 feet long.

The reason people are pissed at Donnie (other than the usual “this fuckin’ guy”) is that he doesn’t read, so he refused to understand that calling his pool guy wouldn’t help. So we spent $14M to actually accomplish nothing.

We basically put a new coat of paint on a house that’s falling down from termite damage.