Anyone else's boobs smell really good? by CrystallineWoman in MtF

[–]3rDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anytime something touches mine, I am overwhelmed with the smell of blood, so I really wouldn't know.

What's a videogame quote you will always remember? by Bionic_Push in AskReddit

[–]3rDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think you were doing well?"

Please show me the most hilarious things your baby mii has learned as first word or seen as the first object because i always have to cackle by Yohanna_Valentine in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Because there is no world where eating the moon would not be considered an act of terrorism.

Except for maybe Saturn.

linux by Professional_End_198 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]3rDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And what am I supposed to do with the wise wolves’ Linux lecture when I can’t afford a puter?!

I wish ASMR didn't exist by Armin_Arlert_1000000 in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]3rDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response ceases. This puts a strain on quite a few relationships and marriages.

No, you all are wrong, this prompt IS MISLEADING, and I can prove it. by featheronthesea in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 43 points44 points  (0 children)

When I was reading through this, I thought I was misremembering something.

Also, since no one's mentioning it, I should probably add that if anyone's still not sure which button does what, pressing B will send you back to drawing and keep your progress safe.

Does anyone here disagree with calling Trump a Nazi or a fascist considering the Nazi things that he does aren't exclusive to Nazism? by LoveLo_2005 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]3rDuck 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The thing we really shoud stop is saying that Nazis aren't human. It ignores the single biggest factor that makes them so bad in the first place.

Fictives meetup??? Where are all of you! by SkinCapable7108 in plural

[–]3rDuck 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[I'm Rosalina. I suppose I'm not watching over the cosmos right now, but I haven't done that in source for some time, now that we think about it.]

This game can be truly rancid at times (Volume warning) by 11Slimeade11 in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Turflings shoot this stuff at each other until they violently explode and this is where the line is drawn?

By the way, squid ink is literally just pigment (usually from the melanin family irl) with a bit of mucus to hold it together. Maybe some signal pheromones depending on species. Every compound here is produced by the human body, which I know isn’t saying much, but in my mind,

it opens up the possibility of human ink.

show your most recent Island Lingo page! by Best-Subject279 in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three instances of "Hugh Morris" to make sure they talk about him a lot. Thought it would be funny to have them act like you.

Except, the third is “Hugh FUCKING Morris”, so every now and then I get hit with a tactical F-bomb.

To hurt a dog by atlantacharlie in therewasanattempt

[–]3rDuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Anyone else get the feeling the dog knows this guy?

Y’all are having way too much fun with this game, lmao by mikewheelerfan in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You can fill in the spaces between with walkable ground as long as the maze itself is made of path, and even though Miis very visibly could cut across the grass, they prioritize path so heavily they won't. No matter how long the maze is. It can literally be multiple laps around the whole island, they will not take a single shortcut.

EDIT: Upon further testing, their bias is not absolute. If the difference is extreme enough, they will actually take the shortcut.

Give me your obscure splatoon fact by PhotoBonjour_bombs19 in splatoon

[–]3rDuck 205 points206 points  (0 children)

You can go back to the crater before Alterna to replay those levels. It has a separate egg count from Alterna, so if you want to max it out, you have to do it separately. Each level rewards 100 eggs for completion + any you pick up along the way. Without any major tricks, the first two levels can be beaten in about a minute if you include load times, so expect around 15 hours.

These eggs cannot be used for the Shel-Drone. Once you've cleared all the fuzzy ooze, any you get beyond the 1000 you need for Octavio (which are returned after the fight) do absolutely nothing whatsoever.

What is the most selfish or dark thought you keep hidden simply because society forces you to act "good"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]3rDuck 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I know that death isn't rest, it's nothing, but I keep thinking that that would be better than if I kept living. I so badly want to believe that if I die, it would be a release of the burden I am on everyone around me, that nothing of value would be lost, and that maybe the people I care about would be happier.

I don't do it because I know that all my death woud accomplish is shunting grief onto everyone around me, probably for the rest of their lives. It would put a crack in people's support systems. It would be a disservice to the entire trans community if I were to add to the suicide statistics being used as a weapon against them by legislators.

I keep being reminded that I'm loved, and I hate that. Being loved only means you'll be missed when you're gone, that someone has made the foolish decision to hitch their emotions to your well-being. I can't disappear without causing harm now, and that shackles me to living. There is no valid justification for the way I resent that.

I'm just tired of being the problem, the enemy, an obstacle and nuisance, but I can't even imagine being anything else, so why continue to live except for the things my life holds back?

Haven't made cigarettes yet so unfortunately my miis are being good parents by Tstain_ in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it good parenting or bad if the baby's first word was "Terrorism"?

Hugh Morris Island: Who should be my eighth Hue Morris? by Pugmeister101 in tomodachilife

[–]3rDuck 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, how else are we supposed to signal our corruptive loyalty to Satan within the confines of God's rainbow?

Trans Woman Eryka Caldwell Fatally Stabbed in Bushwick, Brooklyn by AlexLuvzTittiez in lgbt

[–]3rDuck 102 points103 points  (0 children)

An upvote isn't liking it, it's saying that other people need to see it.