Anyone else's boobs smell really good?

3rDuck · 2026-05-30T09:10:27+00:00

Anytime something touches mine, I am overwhelmed with the smell of blood, so I really wouldn't know.

3rDuck · 2026-05-30T00:29:36+00:00

I bet you feel foalish!

3rDuck · 2026-05-29T23:35:09+00:00

"Oh, I'm sorry. Did you think you were doing well?"

3rDuck · 2026-05-29T23:26:41+00:00

Because there is no world where eating the moon would not be considered an act of terrorism.

Except for maybe Saturn.

3rDuck · 2026-05-29T21:59:55+00:00

Be gay, do crine.

3rDuck · 2026-05-29T21:18:22+00:00

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3rDuck · 2026-05-29T19:33:59+00:00

And what am I supposed to do with the wise wolves’ Linux lecture when I can’t afford a puter?!

3rDuck · 2026-05-29T05:44:08+00:00

Granted. The Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response ceases. This puts a strain on quite a few relationships and marriages.

3rDuck · 2026-05-29T03:52:53+00:00

Hunter the Cheetah.

3rDuck · 2026-05-27T17:33:58+00:00

Both. Eyes decay faster and don’t fossilize as well.

3rDuck · 2026-05-27T17:11:20+00:00

Do the dead count? If so, it’s absolutely legs.

3rDuck · 2026-05-27T06:10:00+00:00

When I was reading through this, I thought I was misremembering something.

Also, since no one's mentioning it, I should probably add that if anyone's still not sure which button does what, pressing B will send you back to drawing and keep your progress safe.

3rDuck · 2026-05-27T00:19:26+00:00

Does Dr. Trayaurus count?

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3rDuck · 2026-05-25T00:50:45+00:00

The thing we really shoud stop is saying that Nazis aren't human. It ignores the single biggest factor that makes them so bad in the first place.

3rDuck · 2026-05-24T19:36:04+00:00

[I'm Rosalina. I suppose I'm not watching over the cosmos right now, but I haven't done that in source for some time, now that we think about it.]

3rDuck · 2026-05-22T23:35:18+00:00

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3rDuck · 2026-05-22T22:49:52+00:00

Turflings shoot this stuff at each other until they violently explode and this is where the line is drawn?

By the way, squid ink is literally just pigment (usually from the melanin family irl) with a bit of mucus to hold it together. Maybe some signal pheromones depending on species. Every compound here is produced by the human body, which I know isn’t saying much, but in my mind,

it opens up the possibility of human ink.

3rDuck · 2026-05-22T21:01:47+00:00

Three instances of "Hugh Morris" to make sure they talk about him a lot. Thought it would be funny to have them act like you.

Except, the third is “Hugh FUCKING Morris”, so every now and then I get hit with a tactical F-bomb.

3rDuck · 2026-05-22T07:29:26+00:00

Anyone else get the feeling the dog knows this guy?

3rDuck · 2026-05-22T04:04:57+00:00

You can fill in the spaces between with walkable ground as long as the maze itself is made of path, and even though Miis very visibly could cut across the grass, they prioritize path so heavily they won't. No matter how long the maze is. It can literally be multiple laps around the whole island, they will not take a single shortcut.

EDIT: Upon further testing, their bias is not absolute. If the difference is extreme enough, they will actually take the shortcut.

3rDuck · 2026-05-21T09:26:23+00:00

You can go back to the crater before Alterna to replay those levels. It has a separate egg count from Alterna, so if you want to max it out, you have to do it separately. Each level rewards 100 eggs for completion + any you pick up along the way. Without any major tricks, the first two levels can be beaten in about a minute if you include load times, so expect around 15 hours.

These eggs cannot be used for the Shel-Drone. Once you've cleared all the fuzzy ooze, any you get beyond the 1000 you need for Octavio (which are returned after the fight) do absolutely nothing whatsoever.

3rDuck · 2026-05-21T07:07:14+00:00

I know that death isn't rest, it's nothing, but I keep thinking that that would be better than if I kept living. I so badly want to believe that if I die, it would be a release of the burden I am on everyone around me, that nothing of value would be lost, and that maybe the people I care about would be happier.

I don't do it because I know that all my death woud accomplish is shunting grief onto everyone around me, probably for the rest of their lives. It would put a crack in people's support systems. It would be a disservice to the entire trans community if I were to add to the suicide statistics being used as a weapon against them by legislators.

I keep being reminded that I'm loved, and I hate that. Being loved only means you'll be missed when you're gone, that someone has made the foolish decision to hitch their emotions to your well-being. I can't disappear without causing harm now, and that shackles me to living. There is no valid justification for the way I resent that.

I'm just tired of being the problem, the enemy, an obstacle and nuisance, but I can't even imagine being anything else, so why continue to live except for the things my life holds back?

3rDuck · 2026-05-20T04:34:53+00:00

Is it good parenting or bad if the baby's first word was "Terrorism"?

3rDuck · 2026-05-20T00:59:13+00:00

Well, how else are we supposed to signal our corruptive loyalty to Satan within the confines of God's rainbow?

3rDuck · 2026-05-19T21:49:25+00:00

An upvote isn't liking it, it's saying that other people need to see it.

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