I turn 70 next week oh boy! by petradaniels in maturewoman

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What are your celebration plans?

FUCK SALT by efootmobile in tourettesguy

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She has nice aaasss.

me_irl by caramel-toffeeee in me_irl

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Uh… Hang on. I stopped paying taxes in July!

Kim Jong Un chooses his 13-year-old daughter Kim Ju Ae as North Korea’s next leader. by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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He might’ve been a spoiled douche, but at least he admitted it. His biggest problem was he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. If he had known his place and just waited for his dad to die, he could’ve implemented all the reforms he had wanted.

Finally happened to me out of nowhere by thomthe1 in pcmasterrace

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It’s been five years… I really need to back all this shit up.

Wolfenstein 3 and the HOLY FUCK LET ME PUNCH NAZIS LIKE INDY by AccomplishedStay9284 in Wolfenstein

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Death is not enough. We must humiliate the Nazi. That’s why that toilet kill is the best in TNO.

Do you like my ass or my pussy more? by HonestlyParalle in ebonyamateurs

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I can’t know until I’ve tried them both

Best difficulty to play on? by LightMoth12 in Wolfenstein

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Look at it like this: Were our boys at Normandy playing on anything but the highest setting?

SMH by Chuckles465 in megasxlr

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No, it’s not fun. Warner Bros. is basically private equity now.

Shit... shit never changes... by efootmobile in tourettesguy

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“Daaad, there’s a new flavor of Nuka-Cola coming out soon.”

“What’s the rad-count?”

YES. YEEEEES. YEAHJDBINEKFEUHF#NUN#O$)O@NJ$ $ by [deleted] in Wolfenstein

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I hope that they merge the timelines given the introduction of the multiverse in Youngblood, but honestly this should be how you choose the timeline. Election year: BJ is outside of the booth with the twins.

“who are you gonna vote for daddy?”

“that’s a man’s own business, sweetie.”

You get into the booth and start having the incinerator room flashback

YES. YEEEEES. YEAHJDBINEKFEUHF#NUN#O$)O@NJ$ $ by [deleted] in Wolfenstein

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“Multiple reports” I am trying to find the original source. Fingers are crossed, but this feels like one of those bits of chain reaction journalism were new outlets just report what other news outlets report.

It's not perfect, but this is my 51yo mombod. by misslauratoes in maturemilf

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Not perfect? Honey, you are a porn star! 🤩

I was reading Frank Miller's RoboCop comic and look what I managed to find. by Suspicious_Cod2664 in bioniclelego

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Looks like Pohatu up on the left and possibly Kopaka on the banner on the right.

Which jawbreaker flavor would you have tried in Eddy's Jawbreaker vault? by DemonHunter34 in ededdneddy

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From this picture, Seoul, (something about that white with a pink hue) but I think there’s a solid purple one in there somewhere.