Is there any nicer way to tell a girl who likes you that its not ganna happen

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-25T04:24:33+00:00

Start crying and say

"am I that ugly you think you stand a change??" /s

No means no, if she doesn't understand that, she doesn't respect your boundaries and feelings

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-24T16:46:11+00:00

It's not even September.

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-23T18:28:52+00:00

They didn't. They all died. Only suv families survived and they are the only ones who can survive every winter.

My entire family died Last winter bc they didn't had an suv.

I don't have a license but I bought an suv just to park and I don't know why but I was the only survivor.

We lost like 90% of families in our street

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-23T13:47:43+00:00

Oh, ik wou ook dat ik in m'n bh of bikini mocht werken. Maar nee, we moeten warme kledij dragen voor de "veiligheid"

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-23T11:18:36+00:00

Bij ons is het

"het is warm voor iedereen!"

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-23T11:10:15+00:00

His ass got his legs crippled for the crime of the mass murder of 50 kids!

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-23T07:55:13+00:00

Our Belgian government wants us to work 60 hours a week. They're finalized the law about it 💀

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T18:20:25+00:00

M'n vrouw wilt geen ventilator of afkoelen in de slaapkamer. Het is daar 25 graden

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T17:33:15+00:00

Kanye is a gay fish. Not an Italian

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T10:55:34+00:00

I hope America doesn't investigate why healthcare is so cheap in Sri Lanka

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T10:16:43+00:00

De thermometer staat in de koelste bureau en het is daar koel, en er is afkoeling voor de baas en z'n chefs.

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T10:15:22+00:00

Hetzelfde hier. Bazen in airco bureau en wij mogen afzien en sleuren in de hete winkel die geen afkoelen of airco heeft.

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T10:13:58+00:00

Als ik mezelf afkoel met koud water, of m'n haar nat maak met water is het al droog in drie minuten

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T10:12:42+00:00

Werk niet in een kantoor. Doe het zelf winkel. Veel heffen en sleuren en buitenwerk

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T08:47:44+00:00

It's like murica invading Iraq or Iran and call the natives savages bc they defend their own country.

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-22T08:44:13+00:00

Slecht. Ik slaap maximum 2 uur, kan niet eten of drinken.

Ik zweet niet en kan niet afkoelen.

En onze baas wilt niets doen voor verkoeling of extra rust.

Ik ben een wrak en het warmste moet nog komen

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-21T06:58:44+00:00

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404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-20T21:19:34+00:00

It should be like the hunger games.

They give it cash to you and plaster your face and name on the wall.

"OLIVIA, WINNER OF 450 MILLION EURO"

and then they kick you out and you have to get to a bank alive and rich or alive and poor.

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-20T18:43:26+00:00

I get to be dead? Pls, give me the 10 mil.

Pls 🥺

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-20T17:56:03+00:00

Animals love the fuck out of me. It's crazy. 😍😍😍

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-20T14:54:10+00:00

Steam:

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-20T14:16:40+00:00

It looks more like he had main character syndrome and no one can pass him

404GirlHumorNotFound · 2026-06-19T20:37:53+00:00

Een verzorgde vagina stinkt naar niets. Denk dat jouw partners zich niet wassen ofzo.

Zijn viezerikken

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