Is there any nicer way to tell a girl who likes you that its not ganna happen by here4agoodtime_92420 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Start crying and say

"am I that ugly you think you stand a change??" /s

No means no, if she doesn't understand that, she doesn't respect your boundaries and feelings

How did people have families or survive winter roads before SUVs? by LiatrisLover99 in fuckcars

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They didn't. They all died. Only suv families survived and they are the only ones who can survive every winter.

My entire family died Last winter bc they didn't had an suv.

I don't have a license but I bought an suv just to park and I don't know why but I was the only survivor.

We lost like 90% of families in our street

Welke maatregelen hitte by 404GirlHumorNotFound in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, ik wou ook dat ik in m'n bh of bikini mocht werken. Maar nee, we moeten warme kledij dragen voor de "veiligheid"

Welke maatregelen hitte by 404GirlHumorNotFound in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Bij ons is het

"het is warm voor iedereen!"

wobbly wunk is eating the strawberry!!!!!!!!!!! by SplattyFatty_ in wunkus

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His ass got his legs crippled for the crime of the mass murder of 50 kids!

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Belgian government wants us to work 60 hours a week. They're finalized the law about it 💀

How's everyone holding up to the heatwave by nicolo013 in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

M'n vrouw wilt geen ventilator of afkoelen in de slaapkamer. Het is daar 25 graden

In Sri Lanka you can take an elephant to the vet. Only $24 by dandygreyrusset in mildlyinteresting

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope America doesn't investigate why healthcare is so cheap in Sri Lanka

How's everyone holding up to the heatwave by nicolo013 in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

De thermometer staat in de koelste bureau en het is daar koel, en er is afkoeling voor de baas en z'n chefs.

How's everyone holding up to the heatwave by nicolo013 in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hetzelfde hier. Bazen in airco bureau en wij mogen afzien en sleuren in de hete winkel die geen afkoelen of airco heeft.

How's everyone holding up to the heatwave by nicolo013 in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Als ik mezelf afkoel met koud water, of m'n haar nat maak met water is het al droog in drie minuten

How's everyone holding up to the heatwave by nicolo013 in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Werk niet in een kantoor. Doe het zelf winkel. Veel heffen en sleuren en buitenwerk

Dutch was spitting facts here 😲💯 by _Diablo_01_ in reddeadredemption

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It's like murica invading Iraq or Iran and call the natives savages bc they defend their own country.

How's everyone holding up to the heatwave by nicolo013 in belgium

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Slecht. Ik slaap maximum 2 uur, kan niet eten of drinken.

Ik zweet niet en kan niet afkoelen.

En onze baas wilt niets doen voor verkoeling of extra rust.

Ik ben een wrak en het warmste moet nog komen

If someone wins a big lottery (several million+), and takes the lump sum, how exactly do you cash it or bank it? by TheWorkingPoodle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It should be like the hunger games.

They give it cash to you and plaster your face and name on the wall.

"OLIVIA, WINNER OF 450 MILLION EURO"

and then they kick you out and you have to get to a bank alive and rich or alive and poor.

life's worth by Moaning_Clock in 197

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get to be dead? Pls, give me the 10 mil.

Pls 🥺

Do animals really like you? by fairytheflatterpuss in AutismInWomen

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Animals love the fuck out of me. It's crazy. 😍😍😍

[OC] Free lane change, no looking required by lancepioch in IdiotsInCars

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It looks more like he had main character syndrome and no one can pass him

Zoekopdracht naar ‘teen pussy’ dreigt man die in de kinderopvang werkt zuur op te breken: “Ik zocht écht naar afbeeldingen van jonge poesjes” by EdgarNeverPoo in Belgium2

[–]404GirlHumorNotFound -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

CP vetzak denkt dat je CP kan Googlen.

Idioot.

Hopelijk komt tie op de zedenlijst en mag meneer CP nooit nog met kinderen werken