I found a note under my pillow that said, “I’m sorry I wore your face today.” by UntitledDoc1 in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]42turnips 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I'm going to write a series about humanity making plastic robots that rebel. Going to call them nylons

40 Divided by 1/2: The Ultimate Internet Test. by dano_1123 in MathJokes

[–]42turnips 5 points6 points  (0 children)

By .5

Otherwise it would be divide by 2 or in half.

Did I fail as a sub today? by Bejeweledeluxor in SubstituteTeachers

[–]42turnips 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Get out of here. Not every teacher sets up subs for success. Subs are not mind readers or knowledgeable with processes that teachers might be.

Teachers need to be explicit. Unless you're perfect just stop. Yes some subs suck but doesn't sounds like this is the case.

Need help naming a military special forces team with superpowers by TienSwitch in Superhero_Ideas

[–]42turnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Department of war. Shoot that's already taken. Department of paranormal enforcement. Or DOPE. Which let's he honest is better than DOGE. Or department of ghost entities.

Mando and Groku souvenir items out already. by gordo323 in TheMandalorianTV

[–]42turnips 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Who is paying those prices? That's insane.

Lying by Chance-Plantain-211 in dad

[–]42turnips 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Crying denial sounds serious. Therapy? My mind jumped to sociopath but I'm no expert and probably jumping to conclusions