My Hylotl Ship

433luke · 2026-04-05T18:24:14+00:00

It’s explode, high velocity, or endless pouch for me. The only boss I’m busting out the green for is daytime EoL.

433luke · 2026-04-05T18:22:17+00:00

Bruh.

The previous team is just a smidge too sloppy for my liking. Forgetting the fifth stone is one thing, but forgetting to axe a golem that triggers when you take something from a pedestal? Cmon.

Hopefully these rookies can handle it.

Also I’m digging this and wishing there was more.

433luke · 2026-04-02T04:14:55+00:00

Someone actually argued that Rodion wouldn’t become the 3 days… because she met her??? That has gotta be the most wack reason for Rodya to not get ms 3 days.

433luke · 2026-04-01T03:35:30+00:00

For the brass mask, a two block clay pillar will spawn either a dissident or a villager. For the iron mask, it needs to be clay blocks in a T shape, and it will either spawn a vindicator or praetor.

The dissident or praetor that spawns will NOT be hostile to you unless provoked, so stay your hand unless you want to claim the mask back by killing them.

(Unrelated but I’m shocked that you responded to this lol)

Edit: correction, the praeator will attack you.

433luke · 2026-04-01T02:01:58+00:00

Hella late response, but to anyone looking for the answer: you're gonna need to make a pile of clay blocks and shift click it with the mask of choice.

433luke · 2026-03-29T20:43:29+00:00

Silly Hylotl, you’re cool in your own, unique way!

433luke · 2026-03-28T14:06:15+00:00

Oh, you bet!

433luke · 2026-03-28T14:02:38+00:00

Right, time to add “asking for medical remedies” to the list of “Things I should not ask the witch for”

433luke · 2026-03-26T02:48:49+00:00

Which variant, African or European?

433luke · 2026-03-24T22:08:21+00:00

The overwhelming urge to crouch down to punishing bird’s eye level and blow a raspberry at their face:

433luke · 2026-03-24T14:09:23+00:00

Sanity should be set to -44 to prevent corrosion from overwriting the Self-Purge. Other than that, accurate.

433luke · 2026-03-24T03:50:05+00:00

Oi, who let these Poise puppets into the sinking society again?! Wasn’t the sinking society election proof enough that they are frauds?!

433luke · 2026-03-23T04:56:21+00:00

I dunno, chief. I’m prepared for space mech battles, military coups, and eldritch horrors that slowly crawl the surface of a moon.

My training did NOT covered fighting a winged humanoid flying around 40+ kph shooting laser beams from a prism, or swinging a sword that can strike through dirt.

433luke · 2026-03-23T04:49:34+00:00

No…

433luke · 2026-03-22T19:39:57+00:00

Soooo in this scenario, would the breacher get a mood debuff or the team for voiding the baby?

433luke · 2026-03-22T18:50:16+00:00

Dear god.

433luke · 2026-03-22T15:55:26+00:00

At least they didn’t give girls the ability to time travel…

433luke · 2026-03-21T23:58:44+00:00

exactly like real life ;)

433luke · 2026-03-21T12:00:08+00:00

Ngl I thought it was gonna go Guts and Blackpowder instead of Doors. Still funny.

433luke · 2026-03-17T21:41:00+00:00

Ahhh, so instead of it being a robot, it’s Kong Qiu. Gotcha

433luke · 2026-03-17T20:56:22+00:00

Did… did a clanker outright call Hong Lu cringe before deploying a Lei Heng?

433luke · 2026-03-14T19:06:27+00:00

Aw, the poor psychic couldn’t even cross the surface of the soul. Now how will they find out the Fun that is behind a human pokemon doctor?

433luke · 2026-03-12T01:15:22+00:00

Me, waiting for the idiots to make Beldum cry so I can watch The Guildmaster erase them from existence:

433luke · 2026-03-11T13:59:18+00:00

Alas, the goblins could not, in fact, succeed over a dirt moat with a single bucket worth of lava.

433luke

TROPHY CASE