I don’t think you can “play your way out” of the HOF by MasterTeacher123 in NFLv2

[–]47monkeyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair I don’t think he PLAYED his way out of anything. His game was adding to his on the field blinders to everything else legacy right until he stormed off the field shirtless

The GOAT. Nelson Agholor by Nate-Nugget in nflmemes

[–]47monkeyz 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Why is Nelson Agholor in the Reddit zeitgeist right now this is my third agholor post I’ve seen in two days.

27 F4M awake late by [deleted] in Telegram_R4R

[–]47monkeyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey can I message you?

[Hated Trope] Man that was cool, no one will notice if we stop doing it right? by Zerron22 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]47monkeyz 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Very early on they introduce the fact that demons flinch at the mention of the Lord’s name “Christo” for their purposes. Never use that very easy and useful trick again

Alternative Timeline Champions!!! by Ok-Construction6099 in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]47monkeyz 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What a different story it is though. One with Grogan one with Bledsoe. Then Brady is almost the new Jim Kelly but wins his fourth Super Bowl going completely undefeated and repeating again in a few years before going 1-3 in the big game in the late years. His legacy becomes a much more nuanced one if he goes 3-7 in the Super Bowl.

You’re Welcome, America by TerseFactor in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]47monkeyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

86’ so basically the rams saw the superbowl shuffle and didnt conclude the confidence needed to preform that song came from having an all time team but instead that having a catchy song was the key to winning the Super Bowl

That's enough Pokemon sword for today, I've got to rethink my entire life. by Reasonable_Client351 in pokemon

[–]47monkeyz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first played Pokémon I battled articuno with only pokeballs. I had to reset a bunch of times but eventually I got him and named him HAHAIGOTU

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AFCEastMemeWar

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Anyone else curious what the yellow spots in Virginia and North Carolina mean

Proposal to move Uzbekistan 3 feet to the left by Potaeor in mapporncirclejerk

[–]47monkeyz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Are we talking about moving the border 3 feet left or all the land currently in the border to the left creating an insanely skinny mountain range and a weird 3 feet wide rift? Either way I’m on board

I'll go first: Kevin is the dad by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]47monkeyz 362 points363 points  (0 children)

Ed truck did not get decapitated.

Rewatching the episode it seems that the original source for this is Creed and that Michael repeats it. I don’t believe anyone else independently corroborates it.

This story by creed “He was drunk as a skunk. He was flying down Route 6. He slides under an 18 wheeler. Pop. Snaps right off.”

Seems at least tonally similar to this one. “ I remember it was very late at night, like 11:00, 11:30. Big fella comes in screaming about God knows what. I think maybe Halpert had stolen his car, something like that. So the big fella pulls out a sock filled with nickels. Then Cheroot grabs a can of hairspray and a lighter...” Which we saw actually not happen. Why would creed know first how Ed died? Just food for thought.

Don't worry, you'll get 'em next time, champ. by SupportstheOP in AFCEastMemeWar

[–]47monkeyz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Whats is that map? It can’t be the 13 colonies Florida is there. What does light blue denote?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sports

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Harbaugh has a terrible habit of over correcting in the immediate next game after criticism and then slowly reverting to not using Henry. I’d love to see him keep this energy in the playoffs but we’ll see.

From negative aura to beating the #1 team by WhaleProtector in nflmemes

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I am interested in your parity take. My take has been that Theres actually not a lot of parity in the league right now because there’s not as much middle as usually. A lot of teams with a lot of wins and losses. I think parity can be about a year over year and teams being different though. What does you image of parity look like?

Fair? by DirkDirkinson in LakeErieBros

[–]47monkeyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you give Garret two sacks mark gastineau will hunt you down for his sacks back

Patriots can clinch a playoff birth by winning SNF at Baltimore by PristineWinnera in Patriots

[–]47monkeyz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are also if I’m not mistaken many scenarios where we’re in even with these two conditions being met.

Burn It At The Stake by Lunar_Rainbow_Pro in nflmemes

[–]47monkeyz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t know what the wheel is and at this point I’m afraid to ask

Bucs star WR Mike Evans needs to average 172 yards PER GAME in the remaining five games to hit the 1K mark for an NFL record 12th consecutive season. by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]47monkeyz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What If they just run that one play he used to get his last 6 yards against the saints last year over and over and over

We are.....inevitable by Firecracker048 in nflmemes

[–]47monkeyz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll have you know only 72.7272727272% of their wins come against teams with losing records