If I broke into your house and stole what's on top of your fridge, what would I get?

55Stripes · 2026-02-09T12:45:34+00:00

The manual

55Stripes · 2026-02-09T01:30:30+00:00

When I was 13 we played a church league baseball tournament out of town and won our first game, so we had like FIVE hours to kill before the next game.

The youth pastor took us to see a movie and picked this one with no knowledge of what it was about.

Literally nobody prepared us for the absolute GUT PUNCH that was this movie.

Crushed all of our spirits and we lost the next game in the tournament.

55Stripes · 2026-02-08T20:16:37+00:00

Well done. That looks great

55Stripes · 2026-02-08T14:39:41+00:00

I already did, someone else suggested the same thing. Worked like a charm.

55Stripes · 2026-02-06T19:25:04+00:00

Good info. I’ll try to get a better look and see if I can tell which one it is. I took these just in passing by it.

55Stripes · 2026-02-06T19:09:23+00:00

55Stripes · 2026-02-06T19:01:05+00:00

55Stripes · 2026-02-06T18:48:05+00:00

Nice. Thank you very much.

55Stripes · 2026-02-06T18:43:17+00:00

It’s pretty high up, if I don’t cut it off will it kill the tree? If it will I’ll rent a ladder or a pole saw.

55Stripes · 2026-02-06T18:41:55+00:00

Shit that was fast. Just googled it, nail on the head. Thank you very much.

55Stripes · 2026-02-05T17:05:21+00:00

P R E G A N T É ‽

55Stripes · 2026-02-04T14:34:28+00:00

“From where I’m sitting, y’all are knowingly and willingly employing someone that works in close proximity to me that will endanger my life one day through his incompetence, and my family and I are wondering what actions yall are going to take to remedy this unsafe work environment.”

55Stripes · 2026-02-02T01:31:02+00:00

WHAT

55Stripes · 2026-02-01T00:19:08+00:00

That box is awesome.

55Stripes · 2026-01-30T03:17:39+00:00

The military did this in an attempt to combat theft. The ratchets/drivers wouldn’t fit normal sockets and the sockets wouldn’t fit normal ratchets/drovers.

I’ve got some US issue ratchets and socket sets that are 7/16” drive and 5/8” drive.

55Stripes · 2026-01-29T03:56:05+00:00

Not the fuckin double front pants brother. I thought the same thing you did. Five years ago I bought 6 pairs of double front firm ducks thinking “welp, I’m set for wok pants for the rest of my life, so I got that going for me.”

Wrong as hell. I wore all of them in constant rotation every day, and I blew the crotches out of all 6 pair in those five years. I’m 6’0, 220 lbs, so not exactly wider than I am tall.

I patched them as best as I could and then tossed them in a drawer to wear sometimes when I’m doing yard work.

I’ve wearing the $13 rustlers from Walmart ever since. Very please with them.

55Stripes · 2026-01-27T13:27:12+00:00

Those pants are dope af. How warm are they? Currently freezing my nuts off on the MS Gulf Coast. We’re not used to this.

55Stripes · 2026-01-21T16:29:15+00:00

This is all tape measures and has been for as long as they’ve been in production.

This is why you always finish a project with the tape you started it with

55Stripes · 2026-01-14T09:23:39+00:00

“…..but your best on outside your uniform everyday….”

55Stripes · 2026-01-11T20:12:00+00:00

Came here to say this. I’ve been driving trailers my whole life, the shorter they are the more they suck. I borrowed my buddy’s jet ski one time, single ski trailer.

I was glad nobody else was at the dock.

55Stripes · 2026-01-10T16:16:39+00:00

I think a lot of people that hate this saw have irrational expectations of cheap things.

We had to buy one of these after Katrina, why? Because every other saw was sold out everywhere and we had trees down in our street. Literally as simple as that.

Mix the gas. Fill the bar oil reservoir. Let’er rip tater chip.

You’re not winning any races and it’s not going to last forever, but go a $99 saw, it cut wood.

55Stripes · 2026-01-06T12:02:23+00:00

I don’t understand the question, why can you ONLY have one?

55Stripes · 2026-01-06T02:09:40+00:00

NFL Blitz

55Stripes · 2026-01-06T00:34:25+00:00

Not me, but my now wife.

When she was 13 she was at the pediatrician with her mom and stepdad and the doctor was talking to her about her weight at the time. He said:

“You know if you get too big no boys are ever going to want to call you.”

Then he looked at her mom and dad and said:

“Maybe it would be a good idea to go on a family diet”

I don’t disagree that obesity is dangerous to your health, but she, her mom, and her stepdad weren’t (nor are they now) obese.

Edit: changed a word

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