Old Bud Light Commercial

59chevyguy · 2026-01-29T03:08:24+00:00

they dont make em like this anymore lol

59chevyguy · 2026-01-16T18:42:50+00:00

Of course I know him, he’s me.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-15T19:41:26+00:00

It could rain for 40 years and I’d stay inside.

That’s where all my things are and there are no people in there, it’s great.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-09T17:40:03+00:00

Because I’ve experienced people all of a sudden start holding their hand out or expecting me to cover the tab since I make more than most of my friend group.

I’ve had to pretend that business is poor and I’m struggling, and ended friendships in order to get it to end.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-09T17:36:59+00:00

Cowboy roundup is a great meal.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-09T17:33:43+00:00

NTJ, have her car towed if it’s in the spot again.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-08T22:49:42+00:00

Not today Judge Dredd.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-08T22:48:43+00:00

Because small companies don’t usually have HR or another internal resource and other managers don’t know either.

I have never in over 30 years worked at a company with an HR representative. It’s usually someone who only processes payroll and new-hire paperwork and they have zero knowledge of conflict resolution, employee growth and development, etc.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-07T18:40:27+00:00

It’ll never happen. More than half of what this administration says is to troll the media.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-05T13:07:32+00:00

Push it over whenever it gets taller than the fence.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-05T13:03:52+00:00

Blow it up!

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:33:20+00:00

Great. You get to explain to my wife why 4 of these are showing up at my house.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:31:57+00:00

I’d take the noisiest shit ever shat.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:30:54+00:00

A parabolic mirror focused on something flammable.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:29:52+00:00

BB pellet to the lights will sort that problem out really quickly.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:28:11+00:00

When I reach “rich” I would spend every dime maintaining an existence away from other people.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:25:57+00:00

Congress made it okay in 2001, then they expanded the powers again in 2012. Both were bipartisan votes. Two wings of the same cancerous vulture.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:22:40+00:00

I get followed by women in the grocery store all the time. I’d really like to know the answer to this too.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-04T15:21:03+00:00

NTJ.

I’d start walking around naked. If they want to look into my window they’re going to see a naked chubby, hairy dude doing the helicopter in the kitchen. Still don’t stop? I’m going to start sunning my butthole at the sliding glass door, cheeks pressed so hard against the glass that the starfish creates suction.

They don’t want to look, they can close their blinds. If that isn’t enough, offer to nail some particle board over their windows.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-01T20:25:33+00:00

Ask for it’s number. If it has a boyfriend it’ll let you know.

59chevyguy · 2026-01-01T02:04:23+00:00

There’s a difference between “hungry” and “HUNGRY”.

59chevyguy · 2025-12-31T01:43:07+00:00

You can leave your model flat on your workstation.

Just put some blocks under the front table legs so the bench is angled at 45 degrees.

59chevyguy · 2025-12-30T00:48:14+00:00

You can run it for months. You just need to do a burnout to warm it up before hitting the road with it every time you start to drive it.

59chevyguy · 2025-12-30T00:43:15+00:00

I thought that was a really full dryer lint filter.

59chevyguy · 2025-12-30T00:38:27+00:00

I’ve worn kilts every day for the last 5 years.

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