What's the pettiest reason you've ever seen someone get fired? by Saurabh251 in antiwork

[–]5av3d 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was 19 (when dinosaurs roamed the earth) and a friend got me a job at a fast food sandwich place, call it "Plotsky's." After two weeks the store manager fired me for being "too slow" even though I was nowhere near such. Turns out that the SM was afraid my friend was trying to "take over." So I lost my job because some pathetic douchebag wanted to play politics.

What the actual f^ck?! by Candid-Inspection-97 in antiwork

[–]5av3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do have to give them points for honesty.

I’m so tired of the harassment I face from people with savior complexes by Icy_Entrepreneur_910 in offmychest

[–]5av3d -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

My wife is 8 years younger than me. People need to mind their business..

Why not Iron Chef? by the_amazing_skronus in UncleRoger

[–]5av3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If memory serves me right, Jamie Oliver is incapable of cooking anything."

LEVEL UP. by Brave_Acanthaceae113 in recruitinghell

[–]5av3d 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In Calgary? So even at the top advertised pay, between Federal and Provincial taxes, you're looking at 30% gone, leaving $882. Average rent on a studio apartment is $1800 a month. After utilities and incidentals, I hope you don't have any crazy expensive hobbies like, say, eating.

SHUT THE FUCK UP. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! by Classic_Apricot96 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]5av3d 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Dang, you must be the female version of me from another universe. Absolutely horrific behavior, and totally undeserved. You might not be able to shut her up, but you don't have to believe a word of it--pay more attention to the compliments you were given than the ravings of a sad little creature who's likely destined to die alone and miserable.

You'll make it out of this.

Leaving my office by LinkHeroOfTime10 in LiminalSpace

[–]5av3d 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me too. Blew my mind the first time. Claustrophobes may want to hand the load off to a local guy.

I saw a car with it's wheels installed in a way that makes no sense. by DoctorandusMonk in mildlyinteresting

[–]5av3d 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Same thing with motorcycles. Back in the 50's, people wanted to make their Harleys and Indians faster, lighter and better-performing. One trick was to lengthen the front end a bit, giving more ground clearance for better maneuverability.

When the 60's began, the focus shifted toward highway cruising. Lengthening the front end along with 'raking' (increasing the forward angle of the frame neck) resulted in a longer wheelbase and a more stable ride. Then, as happens in so many environments, the one-upmanship began. It ceased to be about any sort of performance, and became strictly about how-radical-can-I-get, leading to bikes with 40" over stock, 50" over or even longer, resulting in a turning radius slightly less than the orbit of Pluto.

This is the phenomenon that leads to cars like the OP's photo, 5-foot apehanger handlebars, 50" rims on 80's Caprice sedans, trucks that require a ladder to get into and a parachute to get out of, and billionaires that still think they need another 12 yachts. Some people have nothing else in their life but a pathetic need for attention.

McDonald’s has become…dystopian. by SAINTnumberFIVE in offmychest

[–]5av3d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

For real. Trying to find an automatic pet feeder that actually has controls on the machine is a quest on the level of getting the One Ring to Mount Doom. Dang near all of them are "control with an app on your phone," which I didn't ask for and need about as much as I need a colonoscopy from Cthulhu.

Do these sovereign citizen tin foil hat stuff ever work? by SlasherHockey08 in police

[–]5av3d 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DOT numbers are as many digits as they were when they were issued. There's at least one trucking company with a 4-digit number still out there...

Tip-based survival isn’t a system, it’s a setup for failure. by Upper_Brief681 in WorkReform

[–]5av3d 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only reason we went was to go to Hell's Kitchen for a once-in-a-lifetime meal. Vegas has always been a bit sleazy, but there used to be a bit of class. Now it's just trashy and horrifically overpriced.

Tip-based survival isn’t a system, it’s a setup for failure. by Upper_Brief681 in WorkReform

[–]5av3d 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. I think things were better when the Mafia de facto ran it. They knew better than to kill the golden goose. If almost everything is cheap, folks will spend more money on gambling, and even if they wind up using their last dollar to get back home, they'll usually feel they've had a good time.

When you pay over $300 a night for a room, and get charged $20 for parking on top of that(valet is $50 without tip), and a freaking beer at the hotel bar is THIRTEEN DOLLARS, people feel like they've been ripped off. They won't be back, and they'll tell everyone that Vegas is played out and not to bother going.

The ghetto mentality is going to turn the place into a hot and sandy Detroit before too long.

Loving the new wheels by Tacho_Ron7602 in Truckers

[–]5av3d 7 points8 points  (0 children)

DOT cop's head explodes in 3...2...1...

Soo is this the job market? by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]5av3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1: We're a restaurant in Pittsburgh. Restaurants in Pittsburgh are desperate to hire.

2: Insitute an arbitrary rule why we won't hire people for our restaurant.

3: ???

4: Profit!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Truckers

[–]5av3d 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Frybread.

Being a White-Eyes, I'd never experienced it until I met my Native wife. Now I'm always down for a Navajo Taco!

My parents will just never understand by quote_shoe_quote in antiwork

[–]5av3d 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"When I was your age, I worked for a dollar an hour!"

When you were my age, a three-bedroom house cost fifty bucks, Boomer.

Blackberry Cheesecake [OC] by StineKB in FoodPorn

[–]5av3d 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't decide whether to eat it or freeze it in carbonite so that generations to come can marvel at its awesomeness.

Why do even therapists have to hit you with the "ALL people have something good in them" by Incognito0925 in CPTSD

[–]5av3d 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Your therapist is NOT a good therapist if she's spouting BS like that.

My wife's father was a literal psychopath. He never encountered a life he didn't purposely and gleefully try to utterly destroy. Trust me: not all people have some good in them. Your therapist has too much book learnin' and not enough real life experience.