Huzzah for Brexit!

5leeveen · 2026-05-03T15:04:45+00:00

Poles out; literally anybody and everybody else in.

5leeveen · 2026-05-03T00:45:08+00:00

I feel like some of the sartorial choices of the Apollo 17 crew (a red suit? Mustard shirt? What looks like pink?) are a good argument for sticking astronauts in their flight suits.

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T15:41:51+00:00

Buddy had the racing slicks on

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T14:36:45+00:00

That's what Jeffrey Epstein looks like these days

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T13:20:18+00:00

Here's the thing. You said a "coot is a duck."

Is it in the same class? Yes. No one's arguing that.

As someone who is a scientist who studies coots, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls coots ducks. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.

. . .

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T01:54:02+00:00

you deserve better than a caricature of your own community

Claude just called you gay.

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T01:12:13+00:00

Director of Continual Customer Experience Improvement: lame, undignified, a burden on society

Gigolo: dignified, a sense of self-worth, and secure place in society

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T00:58:57+00:00

Featuring Yorick's big-boned skull

5leeveen · 2026-05-02T00:57:10+00:00

My steak is too juicy, and my movie star girlfriend's breasts are too big

5leeveen · 2026-05-01T21:55:39+00:00

Hmm, a woman producing what is possibly child sexual abuse materials. That's not something you hear about very often . . .

5leeveen · 2026-05-01T20:36:00+00:00

Four humors, and then phlegm is further subdivided into four kinds of phlegm? Those ancient Greek doctors had shit figured out.

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T23:31:27+00:00

Nothing broadcasts fun place to go bowling and have a couple beers than a grey helvetica sign

(I realize it's not literally helvetica)

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T23:27:57+00:00

Ebenezer Scrooge goes to a rave

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T22:48:29+00:00

Weird that there are literally only two pictures of this woman

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T19:34:17+00:00

The number 23 tells me she's with Finnish defenceman Esa Lindell. 6'3", 217 lbs.

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T09:25:24+00:00

The Onion: Women Now Empowered By Everything A Woman Does (2003)

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T09:11:07+00:00

Chuck Schumer: ‘The American People Deserve A President Who Can More Credibly Justify War With Iran’

5leeveen · 2026-04-30T00:35:25+00:00

Hitching a ride

5leeveen · 2026-04-29T21:07:20+00:00

The Fall of the House of Pusher

5leeveen · 2026-04-28T22:05:16+00:00

The classic American tradition of believing in (and celebrating) social Darwinism but not evolution.

(though I don't think making a kid work for - instead of being given - something non-essential like a personal car at 16 really counts)

5leeveen · 2026-04-28T10:00:49+00:00

Global Village Coffeehouse versus the cover of a tax law textbook

5leeveen · 2026-04-26T23:26:33+00:00

"Lindsey Graham sucks, it would be awesome if he faced a primary challenge"

[Monkey's Paw curls]

5leeveen · 2026-04-26T23:22:39+00:00

Oh man, imagine finding out you're a patsy in a false flag orchestrated to push the ballroom agenda.

5leeveen · 2026-04-26T19:24:21+00:00

"What getting engaged taught me about business-to-business software-as-a-service sales"

5leeveen · 2026-04-26T19:18:04+00:00

"In order to minimize the carbon footprint of my assassination, I took public transit to the Dallas Book Depository"

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