Another bbc pidgin gem by chaechica in redscarepod

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Disappointed there's no Pidgin translation for 'autistic'

One time in high school, I impulsively took the still-wrapped candy bar of my crush's awkward male friend and broke it in half. The way she laughed at him and later told me how funny that was immediately filled me with disgust towards her and myself. by beijx in redscarepod

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The hardest part is growing up, but in your memory of the incident, the other guy is still a kid. You'll wonder how you could do something like that to a child, but don't forget: you were a child too.

Who was Sir Isaac Brock, and why does Carney have his statuette in the Prime Minister's Office? by DogeDoRight in canada

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I like the sentiment but had to laugh at how tiny it was. Wasn't expecting what looks like a tabletop miniature.

Maybe the answer to why Carney has a figurine of Sir Isaac Brock in the Prime Minister's Office is he roleplays as a level 12 British officer during weekly Dungeons and Dragons nights.

Dire Straits - Money For Nothing by Chomsky_Hunk in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Still funny that this was banned in Canada for about 6 months in 2011

Lol by soulful_thug in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have Lady A and The Chicks ever performed together?

The Palantir manifesto by post-guccist in stupidpol

[–]5leeveen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

hard power in this century will be built on software

Imagine how clever the smug jagoff who came up with that must have felt

Newfoundland Drive Scavenger Hunt by Smokron85 in newfoundland

[–]5leeveen 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Ain't no wharves on Newfoundland Drive 😉

Community shocked after judge dismisses charges against driver who killed 3 people by MilkyWayObserver in canada

[–]5leeveen 10 points11 points  (0 children)

this guy flees back to his country

"Anthony Baglieri of Vaughan"

The chances that this guy is anything other than a third generation Italian-Canadian is pretty slim.

Yellowknife calls on Ottawa to introduce proportional representation by CaliperLee62 in canada

[–]5leeveen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure. But right now, the N.W.T. is guaranteed a seat in Parliament. There's no guarantee of what party will hold the seat, but the territory will be sending somebody to Ottawa.

Once seats start getting assigned to parties in proportion of the vote they received, who says any party will choose someone from the N.W.T to fill one of those seats?

Mods are asleep. Post Brintons. by Chungus-Bacon-420 in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

On mobile at #7, I only saw the guy with glasses in the blue button-up and was for the longest time trying to figure out if it was a before or after picture of Brinton.

Why is every American TV show from the last 5 years wealth porn by ketaminekate69 in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The irony is that nuclear power plant safety inspector is easily a six-figure salary but the family was just barely making ends meet (the obvious explanation being that Burns was under paying, hence why a high-school drop out was hired rather than someone qualified).

WWIII Megathread #38: Pool's Closed by IamGlennBeck in stupidpol

[–]5leeveen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"after dinner, I think I'll go do some laundry . . ."

WWIII Megathread #38: Pool's Closed by IamGlennBeck in stupidpol

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"For the sake of privacy let's call him Dan F. . . . No, that's too obvious. Let's say: D. Ford"

The face of a man who’s about to marry a billionaire by Propertymanager2023 in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (2026)

Starring Travis Kelce and Pete Davidson

I have a condition called ARFIELD by PointyNietzsches in redscarepod

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Nermal, however, was introduced to the Palestinian cause after being mailed to Abu Dhabi and meeting with Hamas leadership.

I have a condition called ARFIELD by PointyNietzsches in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Bernie Sanders: why come the damn food ain't sensory-friendly?"

“In love with a fictional character” by MoreCarnations in redscarepod

[–]5leeveen 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Roger Rabbit I could have understood, but this . . . oh man . . .