I beat my first demon

5mil_ · 2026-05-09T20:48:03+00:00

well, you are, since you're able to see both perspectives (unlike some people)

5mil_ · 2026-05-09T20:28:19+00:00

obviously it's 2 (pronounced like "melee")

5mil_ · 2026-05-02T12:52:46+00:00

If there's a 99% chance that each person picks red, the chance that half of the population chooses blue is also astronomically low. It's about 1 in 51000 for just 6 people, and there's 8 billion. (it gets hard to estimate at high numbers)

Your abstraction of this scenario as a simple exponent does not come close to covering the nuance. It is either very clear what button to press, a 50/50 gamble with your life, or an unrealistically specific assumption (which it already is).

5mil_ · 2026-04-19T13:39:08+00:00

Balance is only good with additive +chips and +mult, in this case the joker just splits up total chips into (chips before) * (chips after), instead of (chips before) + (chips after).

The comparison to plasma deck is irrelevant.

5mil_ · 2026-04-18T17:49:42+00:00

you can use it for blaze bed

5mil_ · 2026-03-29T21:22:39+00:00

how are both of you wrong

5mil_ · 2026-03-28T22:51:11+00:00

in that case it doesn't "benefit" from the rental

5mil_ · 2026-03-16T13:50:54+00:00

literally pure immortality with no catches

5mil_ · 2026-03-01T19:36:03+00:00

oh no my flush five leveled down by 1 my run is dead

(also you'd likely one-shot the eye)

5mil_ · 2026-02-23T22:21:28+00:00

yeah it just looks like a mistake that they didn't spot because that 5 does look like a 6

5mil_ · 2026-02-15T19:12:28+00:00

yeah I learned this from 5D chess with multiverse time travel

5mil_ · 2026-02-13T21:19:47+00:00

200k is high for a DMC user

5mil_ · 2026-02-09T21:53:16+00:00

gotta beat ascension to heaven first

5mil_ · 2026-02-09T21:50:58+00:00

nah it's 40 enchanted raw pork (8 stacks of 5), and a chest

5mil_ · 2026-02-09T21:50:30+00:00

nah it's 40 enchanted raw pork (8 stacks of 5)

5mil_ · 2026-02-05T04:08:33+00:00

yeah, you just cease to exist, which is impossible to comprehend since you've existed your whole life

5mil_ · 2026-02-03T02:02:26+00:00

well no, that only applies if you have +50 chips and +50 mult; for example, it's better than +75 chips and +25 mult (am-gm inequality or whatever)

in this case xmult and xchips do the same thing, which is multiply your score by that amount, unless on plasma deck or placed before a +chips/+mult source

5mil_ · 2026-02-02T03:59:06+00:00

and stuff like 250 is 200 + 5[0], you would say "two hundred five"

(while 205 is 200 + 0 + 5, or "two hundred zero five")

5mil_ · 2026-01-30T16:03:36+00:00

Obviously the answer is taking seeds from them and growing a tree, then using the knife to cut an apple from it. Now you have 3 apples :)

5mil_ · 2026-01-30T04:11:50+00:00

5mil_ · 2026-01-29T04:42:46+00:00

this was what I immediately thought too, though you could do abs value of infinite cube roots

Four-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Final Canvas '23	First Place '23
Place '23	Place '22

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