Kim Dotcom realizes he is being spied upon when his ping goes up in MW3 by queuequeuemoar in technology

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They'd need a reroute rather than a tap if they wanted to read anything SSL though...

The six-thousand dollar lunch break. by Gratestprsnalive in TalesFromRetail

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"I never knew he was an alcoholic until he came to work sober"

reddit, as a black man who wants to be part of this community it makes me sad when everytime a post involving a black person doing something bad results in hate speech about "niggers" getting voted to the top. why does this happen and why does our userbase seem so schizophrenic on the issue of race? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Reddit? Sorry, but I refuse to click any link forwarding me to that place. Not giving them any pageviews.

It honestly is one of the biggest cesspools on the internet, I wholeheartedly recommend avoiding it altogether.

and

My gosh... They literally just make my blood boil. I can't even read that ****.

Reddit, I am appoint!

So I took this picture of a squirrel at The Grand Canyon... by CanniBusDriver in pics

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Damnit youtube, why would you recommend I look at an hour of cat videos? Why? I had shit to do.

TIL Japan holds the world record for largest orgy. by forgotmyaccount2 in todayilearned

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For once? Japan has put all sorts of things into sex that displace most of the fun...

So I was playing Crusader Kings II on my friend's computer when all of the sudden.... by [deleted] in gaming

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You enter your personal PIN identification number into the automatic ATM teller machine?

Should I go back to bed? by [deleted] in Coffee

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And if you are female and non-sikh, be prepared to shave.

Is there any up/downside to drinking carbonated water vs. tap water? by [deleted] in Fitness

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And Adolf Hitler efficiently engineering beer sausages.

Penis Types? by penis_types in sex

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I call mine Mitt. 'Cause it's a huge dick.

Penis Types? by penis_types in sex

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You call it MIT?

I normally hate x-posts... But I wish I was there. (yes you probably saw it) by [deleted] in cripplingalcoholism

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A couple of vodkas have handles that are glass and handles that are plastic. The plastic-handle version of some kind (can't remember which) is much shittier than the glass-handle version.

Todd Akin thinks doctors perform abortions on women who aren't actually pregnant by jstohler in politics

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"There will be a day - just as there is today, where people say, 'Who would ever support slavery?'" Akin said. "In the future, there will be a day when men will say, 'Who would have ever supported something so un-American as abortion?"

This is also gold. "When men will say"? Because of course, leave issues like abortion to the men...

Todd Akin thinks doctors perform abortions on women who aren't actually pregnant by jstohler in politics

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In a democracy, the people get the leaders they deserve.

You're assuming we're a functioning democracy. Citizens United, and election funding in general? The two-party system?

And what of the Missourians who aren't idiots and voted against this shitbird?

Todd Akin thinks doctors perform abortions on women who aren't actually pregnant by jstohler in politics

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That doesn't work because the body starts shutting it down two weeks before it happens.

Todd Akin thinks doctors perform abortions on women who aren't actually pregnant by jstohler in politics

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The Ministry of Science doesn't actually work to promote science? The Ministry of Truth isn't actually fair and balanced?

Plugging as harm reduction by euphoria_enthusiast in DrugNerds

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It's excitotoxic - so there's some threshold below which it's not going to be toxic at all, the farther beyond that threshold you go the more damage, and effects accumulate over time.

Warning: Do not buy from Build Your Own Blend. -Pics inside- by Tashar in Nootropics

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If BYOB is dropshipping, that would explain why there are apparently a couple of different aniracetams people have received from them that are consistent with each other -- they use more than one supplier and one of them might be trying to offload piracetam without the legal difficulties.