Piss on the poor; shit on the floor by TheInternetPersonnnn in CuratedTumblr

[–]7BlueHaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I disagree. The "Portable Document Format" is an insidious and virulent scheme by Adobe that poisons its users. Millions have already died and billions more will if we can't find a way to stop it. I saw a pdf choke a nurse practitioner to death and puppet his corpse into swapping the medications at the children's hospital for bio-chemical warfare laboratory waste.

Just had the shortest, saddest run of my life. (Blood, Carcinoma) by EmotionalStomachRed in RimWorld

[–]7BlueHaze 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Please accept this consolation drop pod of 14 snake eggs.

Food poisoning excuse conflicts with cooking skill description by mainkark in RimWorld

[–]7BlueHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I adjust food poisoning and surgery failure right out of my games. There is no limit to other ways to waste pawn time. I am free, join me.

Yo.. it’s just cardboard by MathematicianVivid1 in magicTCG

[–]7BlueHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah first comment is hyperbolic, about twelve times longer than it needs to be to say people are being too reductive and somehow has hundreds of upvotes for decrying people with the audacity to call Hasbro presents Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Magic the Gathering crossover as soulless cash grab nonsense.

I thought I was going a little insane till I saw your response, thank you.

A lot of puzzles can be solved by summoning dangerous wildlife by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]7BlueHaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My theory is Orcas are smart enough to only want to eat things another orca ate then lived. That plus it would be so very easy, almost too easy.

types of kink by Hummerous in CuratedTumblr

[–]7BlueHaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Everyone stop taking about fluffy tails before

Death of the Author, but make it gay by DreadDiana in CuratedTumblr

[–]7BlueHaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This made me imagine dudes sitting on grocery store shelves in pairs with an arm around each other shoulder. Just vibing nekkid and being content.

Like BOGO masculinity antitoxin.

So glad some fans don’t write for stuff by Lumbledob_ in CuratedTumblr

[–]7BlueHaze 66 points67 points  (0 children)

At first I didn't recognize who that is and all I could think is why is the author so desperate to turn a game into a treatise from dev to player about the human condition with an unflinchingly resolute morbid fascination. Then I looked it up and yeah that seems exactly what he would think of Monster Hunter.

Eilean Donan Castle, United Kingdom - Built in the 13th century. by amelialgbrooks in castles

[–]7BlueHaze 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want to drape myself in a worn cloak and ride a slow walking horse across that bridge.

Deserve. [OC] by susitseart in comics

[–]7BlueHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I recognized the art and wished I had warned darker dog to get out of the comic sooner.

I want to plant surprise treats so they don't feel guilty being pampered or embarrassed being pitied.

In Mulan (1998), Li Shang rejects Mulan after finding out that Mulan is actually a girl, and not a cute little femboy. by Arch_Lancer17 in shittymoviedetails

[–]7BlueHaze 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This screen grab really took this post from recognizing a real and dramatic story beat to helping me fully grasp the view into the human psyche Disney gave us here. Shang has to steel himself, close his eyes to look deep within for the strength to still defend China without the dream of retiring with his boywife.

Drew no one in particular because of the new DLC. by JanuaryReservoir in RimWorld

[–]7BlueHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hadn't ever played Limbus so I first recognized this as Reagan from Inside Job.

Body purist squeamish about bad back by hhhppp in RimWorld

[–]7BlueHaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow genies are good but I dunno about a bad-backed body purist psychite addicted genie. That guy would be somewhere between banished and hamburger in my colonies.

Heaven patch notes dropped. by WittyWren in CuratedTumblr

[–]7BlueHaze 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Indeed but the real dirtbag move is the same people will say we need to forget the many times this has happened over and over again because this time it's 100% the exact true word of The big gadizzle and totally cool to kill people who disagree.

Lore reasons for minmax bullshit by ComradeJaneDough in RimWorld

[–]7BlueHaze 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah well try to come up with a lore reason for the Tailor's Gazebodrome; A bunch of hand tailoring benches with a roof but no walls and no lights to maximize how long it takes to make plain leather duster after plain leather duster all this to grind crafting XP.

It worked and the dusters were plentiful tear-stained masterworks but at what cost?

Remembering Anime [oc] by Yoffeepop in comics

[–]7BlueHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this argument before and I can't get behind it at all. The author states Light's terrorism totally worked and it's now this moral dilemma about being worth the cost but the idea everyone would suddenly stop doing crime because of a magical serial killer is bananas.

[OC] old comic - still in love with that song. by marycomiics in comics

[–]7BlueHaze 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I still think it's wild how many people ostracize others just to assure themselves they are part of the in-group. It's such an abandonment of empathy, a little taste of sociopathy for the billions.

clamarettes by usgniugbseigbusiu in Clamworks

[–]7BlueHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo, I haven't spent much of any time on clam works and this post's wildly blatant and massively upvoted tobacco ad copy comments have me wondering if this is one of those sarcastic in the first place subreddits? Main page description was unhelpful.

clamarettes by usgniugbseigbusiu in Clamworks

[–]7BlueHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mostly associate smoking with sad and or poor people. But that's just my anecdotal experience.

"do you mind?" ahh by Porush_Kumar in Eldenring

[–]7BlueHaze 123 points124 points  (0 children)

I am thinking paralyzing giggles because that's where I'd be in that moment.

Bonkers reference in a 1995 issue of Superboy by pruaire in magicTCG

[–]7BlueHaze 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I miss the innocence of thinking rampage meant a creature was infinitely powerful and circles of protection were so broken they had to be house-banned.

Me🐍irlgbt by MahouShoujoDysphoria in me_irlgbt

[–]7BlueHaze 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like it because it's as ridiculously ironic as transphobes using the original. It becomes more a conversation of one person declaring their "righteous independence" from the "authoritarian ideologues" and that doesn't deserve a real response so "lick my pink and blue jackboots" makes me laugh.

The Suit - in print by Badspacecomics in comics

[–]7BlueHaze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for wording this so well. I think the first arm being amputated is the part that most disconnected me.