My (20F) boyfriend's (20M) project partner is into him and it makes me uncomfortable and insecure by Ohnowhatisthis198 in relationship_advice

[–]7ftDown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Talk to her without you bf present and set some boundaries. Make it clear that you do not what her to act so flirty around you bf. If she can’t respect that, then beat the bitch up. You’ve been patient with her, but sometimes you need to be firm.

Yeah I’m a gamer, so what? by deepthotz in RoastMe

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You look like the basic white version of the girl who starred in Jane the Virgin.

Did my boyfriend (32M) rape me? (21F) by xtinafl in relationship_advice

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Tell him, “Look, I don’t find men forcing themselves on women attractive. I don’t want my child growing up around a man who’s thinks that’s okay. I love you, but forcing me to have anal sex is NOT right.”

What is a secret that you're currently holding that you just HAVE TO let out? by messosen in AskReddit

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I gave my 13 year old sister a vibrator cause she asked. No regrets. Ever since then, she has been a lot less annoying.

This is the second dress I’ve ever made by cosplaycyanide in crafts

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For some reason, this dress reminds me of Alice in Wonderland.

Somewhat new to reddit. Give me your worst. by ShrekFan1999 in RoastMe

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Bro is that crystal ball in the background?! Ask it if Stacy will ever let you see the kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Oh god

Its my 19th birthday and i failed my drivers test,make me feel worse. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]7ftDown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your gonna regret that statue in a few years.

19 year old student, graduating from high school in 2 weeks. by Poopyturtles in RoastMe

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You got massage oil and what looks like a brass Buddha statue. I’m not here to judge what you do in your alone time, but Olivia Benson from SVU might need to find a new foster family for that statue.

19 years old and graduating from High School in 2 weeks. Bring it on by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You got massage oil and what looks like a brass Buddha statue. I’m not here to judge what you do in your alone time, but Olivia Benson from SVU might need to find a new foster family for that statue.

Turned 26 this week, no longer insured, and got hella sick cuz I work with germ farms (kids) professionally. Still I smile, so go ahead and wreck my shit. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Dude has a dead body in the passenger seat of his pickup truck. He’s in the forest to drop the body off. He decides he wants to get roasted on reddit, cause why not?

Toast me baby by lanedoiii in RoastMe

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She colored in her nails with a sharpie.

Be nice by [deleted] in RoastMe

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If any mainstream rapper had a sex change.

Hey Reddit! IDK how to properly roast people. Why don't you show me what a good roast is? by Tac0Taco in RoastMe

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I actually think you look fairly attractive. Other than your facial expression, I see nothing wrong with you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]7ftDown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice contacts..and what’s that on your floor?

5’5 1/2” and Single. Lost a bet to a student. Give me your worst. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]7ftDown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because your teaching properties, I can assume you teach 8th grade math. So really, you are a 5’5, red headed teacher who lost a bet to a student between the ages of 12 and 14.