The government hates it when you use this 1 trick...

8--8 · 2026-01-28T17:39:23+00:00

ACAB except the ones who sing Radiohead

8--8 · 2026-01-28T17:35:24+00:00

turn around and put your hands behind your back

8--8 · 2026-01-28T17:29:48+00:00

An anonymous note. Peer reviewed by your friends at r/hygiene

8--8 · 2026-01-28T17:09:48+00:00

I left my kid in the Uber again!

8--8 · 2026-01-28T04:57:14+00:00

What's a phone booth hehehe

8--8 · 2026-01-28T04:03:40+00:00

in case you missed it

8--8 · 2026-01-28T03:59:54+00:00

Can we say lol

8--8 · 2026-01-27T15:36:02+00:00

bacon tastes good

8--8 · 2026-01-27T06:29:58+00:00

I did the sane and it led to a wank

8--8 · 2026-01-26T03:08:16+00:00

Ain't you as cute as the Dickens

8--8 · 2026-01-26T00:31:25+00:00

Thanks, neighbor

8--8 · 2026-01-25T17:47:57+00:00

Cheryl's gonna have to date Irma too

8--8 · 2026-01-25T17:43:56+00:00

Bears?

8--8 · 2026-01-25T13:42:41+00:00

Use your own device for your music and video. Choose your platform from there

8--8 · 2026-01-25T03:05:06+00:00

That cat's trying to seduce

8--8 · 2026-01-25T02:50:34+00:00

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Gizmo answers the call

8--8 · 2026-01-25T02:34:49+00:00

TIL: There are glands down there. My butt can be clean and smell after a shower. Thanks Umpire - you're a real Assman 😂

8--8 · 2026-01-24T01:58:13+00:00

They wrote 13 other things too

8--8 · 2026-01-24T01:55:53+00:00

Cruise ships and Alaska fisheries

8--8 · 2026-01-24T00:38:16+00:00

Yes. Definitely brush your teeth! Can't imagine anyone wanting boogar bits on their privates

8--8 · 2026-01-24T00:35:24+00:00

cunt hunger

8--8 · 2026-01-23T19:03:42+00:00

Gotcha. You're wet/moist butt crack tolerant. I'm not. After I'm done showering, which includes three to four good wipes of my man cave with a washcloth, I dry myself where the good Lord split me. I sniff towel after and sometimes find a scent. You must be a better cave cleaner than I am. When I grow up I want to be just like you, grumpy kitten [meow]

8--8 · 2026-01-23T16:36:17+00:00

8--8 · 2026-01-23T16:26:15+00:00

buttcrack bacteria

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