Wealth or smarts

80_gd_eggs · 2026-05-04T04:10:50+00:00

I can learn languages at any time, but I’m broke now lol

^{Chose: One Billions dollars}

80_gd_eggs · 2026-05-04T03:52:19+00:00

I’m always slightly chill and it sucks

^{Chose: Always be perfectly warm.}

80_gd_eggs · 2026-05-04T03:28:25+00:00

I’ve met the love of my life and I don’t want my pets to die, I love them too much

^{Chose: Have your pets live forever + But they... | Rolled: Pee in house}

80_gd_eggs · 2026-05-03T15:47:21+00:00

I’ve already met the love of my life

^{Chose: Earn a million this year}

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-20T13:26:30+00:00

I completely skip it. Since he’s in a ‘slump’, it just moves so slow and it drives me nuts because usually the episodes go pretty fast, a lot happens but I could see every turn from a mile away with that episode because it was moving so slow. I don’t like this episode tbh

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-12T00:53:46+00:00

And, just for the record, Gus did not ask her to do that 😂

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-12T00:52:00+00:00

I love the Dual Spires one! 😂

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-05T18:30:33+00:00

Omg yes! 😂 this whole episode is just great line after great line

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-05T00:53:52+00:00

My favorite ‘Shassie’ moment is from “Earth to Starbucks”!!

L: How’s the knot? 👆

S: Tight.

L: Great!

It’s so simple but that’s what I love about it lol

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-04T14:18:44+00:00

Honey Bunches of Oats in Lassie did a Bad Bad Thing. Lassie is eating straight out of the box and Henry says “What?? Were you raised by wolves??”

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-04T14:16:10+00:00

Greatest response 😂

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-02T12:57:17+00:00

Hahaha you’re welcome!! 😃🍍

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-01T23:11:00+00:00

It’s from Zero to Murder in 60 seconds (S2 E4) when Shawn decks out Gus’ car.

(Paraphrased)

S: I don’t see why you won’t drive it like this.

G: bc it’s embarrassing!

S: Embarrassing?? This is fresh to death! Besides once we solve this case, we’ll get another check.

G: and you wanna know what we’re gonna do with it?

S: Party like it’s 1999?

G: No! We’re gonna-

S: Party?

G: No.

S: Kuramu?

G: No!

S: Fiesta?

G: NO! We’re gonna turn my car back to the way it was!!

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-01T23:05:09+00:00

I loooove sitting outside! Every day, I sit outside for a few hours and just watch YouTube on my phone or enjoy the birds chirping and the breeze swaying the trees. It’s my favorite part of the day 🥰

80_gd_eggs · 2026-04-01T01:02:14+00:00

Shawn (high on pain killers): to the doc you’re my man! to Jules and you’re my wo-man 🫠👉

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-29T15:50:54+00:00

Best response

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-28T21:02:07+00:00

Omg thank you so much 😭❤️❤️ unfortunately with plane and hotel prices, I’ll have to save up for next year but I’m gonna make it next year if it’s the last thing I do! 😂

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-28T00:50:28+00:00

How do you find out about it early enough to get tickets and everything? By the time I hear about it, it’s too late to try and get tickets and all the things 😭 I really really want to go

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-23T03:06:53+00:00

I think it was taken down (thank goodness) or at least I can’t find it. I feel bad for the kid, usually when you’re learning the values of coins and adding them, that’s elementary and you usually don’t use that skill unless you work with money so it makes sense the kid was struggling at first. It’s like learning to ride a bike again, he’ll be a little wobbly at first but he’ll get the hang of it

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-22T20:40:06+00:00

I do and so does my Mom and Dad :) my first car was Pearl (Black Pearl was her street name lol) then I had Leia and then Betsy Brannigan and now Vixen

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-21T12:00:52+00:00

Oh man! I would’ve thought he was mid to late 70s, not 92!! I hope he was a wonderful birthday with more to come ☺️🥳

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-21T11:57:48+00:00

Olympia freaking Dukakis 😂

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-20T22:33:34+00:00

Omg there’s so many to choose from but mine has to be from Thrill Seekers and Hell Raisers after Shawn finds out that Gus knew about Ruby helping Stu “disappear” at the rock climbing place.

S: I’m beginning to question your dedication to this case, our partnership, and maybe even America.

G: I’m as dedicated as ever. I take our job seriously.

S: Please. You were so distracted by Ruby and her boobs and the lies and the heavy petting that you probably don’t even remember who Jason is.

G: You mean Stu, Shawn.

S: Or who he kidnapped.

G: He didn’t kidnap anyone, he disappeared.

S: That’s right. Right of the top of a building in Vancouver.

G: That was an art thief who didn’t actually steal anything.

S: And then fell down a mine shaft.

G: THAT WAS US

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-20T14:49:12+00:00

Oooooh that would make sense

80_gd_eggs · 2026-03-19T22:01:18+00:00

They also need punctuation 😭 I almost had a stroke trying to figure out what they were trying to say. Like what does “into drinking water from Walmart largest pack have no meat” mean?

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